Band Kid Jokes

Funniest Band Kid Short Jokes

Short band kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The band kid humour may include short scene kid jokes also.

1. I'm not going to let my kids listen to symphonies and big bands... too much sax and violins
2. We're doing kids jokes? From my 10 year old this morning What's a bird's favourite band?
   Metalli-CAH! (screech)
3. I bought one of those anti-bullying charity wrist bands the other day I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
4. Did you hear about the coniferous Ent who carried the entire E Street Band to a 13 year old Make A Wish kid? It's all over the newspapers – "SPRUCE BRINGS TEEN CONCERT"
5. There was a terrible mix up at the Make a Wish foundation The band members of the Cure ending up meeting about 100 kids in one week
6. The Pope is going to start a Bluegrass band at the Vatican. He says he likes fiddling with the kids.
7. When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles. I was a real tuba leaver back then.
8. Jokes we made up when we were kids? I have one. Why did the boy band break up? They weren't N'sync.
9. I never let my kids watch big band performances on TV. Too much sax and violins.
   Credit to my girlfriend's dad.
10. The teacher took away the kids rubber-band gun.. Because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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Band Kid One Liners

Which band kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with band kid? I can suggest the ones about bad kid and school kid.

1. String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
2. Why did Martha pull her kids out of band class? Too much Sax and Violins.
3. What is a kid with asthma's favorite band? Weezer
4. You guys hear about that band from Alaska? They are called New Block On the Kids.
5. What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!
6. what do you call a band made of special needs kid System of the downs
7. Did you hear about the up and coming Nepalese boy band? New Blocks on the Kids.
8. What's a good name for an Islamic boy band? The New Kids on the Kaaba
9. What did the r**... kids call there rock band? Syndrome of a Down...

Charming Humor Band Kid Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about band kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quiet kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make band kid pranks.