You've probably seen our posters.
If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.
We haven't gotten a gig yet
We're called Hispanic at the Disco
We never made it to a gig.
the Dad says, "first you gotta cut that hair."
Boy says, "but Dad, Jesus had long hair"
and Dad says
"that's right son, and Jesus walked everywhere"
(credit goes to the band The Silver Jews)
"Why do you shave, daddy?" she enquired.
"Because mommy likes me with nice smooth skin." I explained.
"Does it hurt?" she asked.
"No, not at all." I said. "Unless I cut myself."
"And then do you put a Band Aid on?" She asked.
"No, I just stick a little piece of toilet paper on any cuts." I told her.
"But don't they just fall off?"
"No, sweetheart." I replied. "They're held in place when I put my underpants back on."
You've probably seen our posters.
You've probably seen our posters...
The Algorithms.
I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(
I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."
It hasn't had any gigs yet.
"How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"
"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."
"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"
"Band? We thought you said ban"
Trump: "No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"
We haven't got a gig yet.
"Mall? We thought you said wall"
Trump: "No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"
lol
We were better than the Cure.
It's why I'm divorcing my wife to join a band
The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
They started a rubber band.
Me and the guys started a rock band, we call it 1023MB. But no matter how hard we look we cant find a gig.
I would stand at the back, doing my ting.
Too much sax and violins.
They mostly play covers
(OC my dudes, read em and weep)
Where as a jazz player will play 3000 chords for a 3 person crowd.
Sleigher
We haven't made it to a gig yet.
According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.
Wand Erection.
They are looking for a band of hardened criminals.
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
"Only about half a beat behind the drummer." The bartender replies.
Probably not, they haven't got a gig yet
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