band Jokes

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I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'

You've probably seen our posters.

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If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm

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If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who.

If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.

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My band is called 1023MB

We haven't gotten a gig yet

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I started an emo salsa band

We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes.

We never made it to a gig.

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Boy wants a car from his Dad

the Dad says, "first you gotta cut that hair."


Boy says, "but Dad, Jesus had long hair"


and Dad says
"that's right son, and Jesus walked everywhere"

(credit goes to the band The Silver Jews)

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My six year old daughter was watching me shave this morning..

"Why do you shave, daddy?" she enquired.

"Because mommy likes me with nice smooth skin." I explained.

"Does it hurt?" she asked.

"No, not at all." I said. "Unless I cut myself."

"And then do you put a Band Aid on?" She asked.

"No, I just stick a little piece of toilet paper on any cuts." I told her.

"But don't they just fall off?"

"No, sweetheart." I replied. "They're held in place when I put my underpants back on."

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I'm in a band called Missing Cat.

You've probably seen our posters.

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Im in a band called "Missing Cat"

You've probably seen our posters...

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If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called...

The Algorithms.

I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(

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People need to stop putting flyers on my car.

I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."

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There's a band called 1023MB

It hasn't had any gigs yet.

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Ban?????

"How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"

"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."

"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"

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Trump: "Let's get that Muslim band going"

"Band? We thought you said ban"

Trump: "No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"

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I started a band call 999 megabytes

We haven't got a gig yet.

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Trump: "Hows that Mexican mall going?"

"Mall? We thought you said wall"

Trump: "No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"

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My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs.

lol

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I used to be in a band called The Prevention...

We were better than the Cure.

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I like to sleep with a fan on me at night.

It's why I'm divorcing my wife to join a band

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The difference between a rock band and a jazz group

The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.

The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.

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Have you heard of the musical condoms?

They started a rubber band.

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Life is hard in a band

Me and the guys started a rock band, we call it 1023MB. But no matter how hard we look we cant find a gig.

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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band.

I would stand at the back, doing my ting.

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Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

Too much sax and violins.

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Did you hear about the bed bug band?

They mostly play covers

(OC my dudes, read em and weep)

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A Rock Band Plays 3 Chords for a 3000 Person Crowd

Where as a jazz player will play 3000 chords for a 3 person crowd.

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

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I'm in a band called 1023 Megabytes.

We haven't made it to a gig yet.

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Aerosmith

According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.

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What's a Hogwarts student's favourite boy band? [NSFW]

Wand Erection.

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Did you hear about the Viagra truck that got robbed last night?

They are looking for a band of hardened criminals.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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A man asks a bartender: "How late does the band play?"

"Only about half a beat behind the drummer." The bartender replies.

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Have you heard of the band 999 megabytes?

Probably not, they haven't got a gig yet

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What are the most funny Band jokes of all time ?

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