Band Director Jokes

Funniest Band Director Short Jokes

Short band director jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The band director humour may include short school band jokes also.

1. Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake?
   "Hi, I'm better than you"
2. My band director wanted to throw a "taping" party to organize our sheets of music. I told him that I'll bring the Scotch.
3. Why do Band Directors do so good at Stand-Up Comedy? Their jokes are very well orchestrated.
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4. Why didn't the band director ever criticize the percussion section? He didn't want to drum up discord.
5. A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time. A student replied saying...
   Mabey they all don't fit through the door.

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Band Director One Liners

Which band director one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with band director? I can suggest the ones about band and concert band.

1. What did the band director name his twin daughters? Ana1 Ana2
2. How did the band director get fired? He fingered A Minor.
3. What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!
4. I asked my band director if he could raise my F. He gave me an ff instead.
5. Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time? It's too common

Silly Band Director Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about band director you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orchestra conductor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make band director pranks.