Band Camp Jokes
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I got kicked out of band camp for trying to play a guitar with a bow.
They said I violated it.
One time in band camp...
They threatened me with eternal t**....
Oh wait that was Bible camp.
What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?
A dynamic duo!
This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
What's h**...'s favorite band?
Death Camp for Cutie.
Why Do They Call Them 'Band Camps'?
Because 'minstrel camps' sounds bad.
3 Instruments are Catching Up
School is back in for the fall and 3 instruments are sharing their musical journey through the Summer.
The saxophone says, "I got to go to New Orleans and play with a real jazz band."
The guitar says, "I went to Mexico and played music so beautiful that the audience threw roses on the stage!"
At this moment, the Saxophone realizes that the flute has been quiet. "Hey Flute, how was your summer?"
The flute says, "I don't wanna talk about it."
The guitar says, "Come on, I thought you were going to band camp?"
"I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT"
I went to band camp and all I got was...
This shirt that said: I'll Allegro your vibrato!
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