Bananosecond Jokes

Following is our collection of peel humor and banana one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bananosecond puns for adults, dirty mango jokes or clean mangoes gags for kids.

There is an abundance of peals jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on bananosecond. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any slippery witze you can hear about bananosecond.

The Best jokes about Bananosecond

How much time goes by between when you slip on a banana peel and when you hit the ground?

A bananosecond.

Converting Units:



1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms

12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

17. 52 cards = 1 decacards

18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton

19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

22. 10 rations = 1 decoration

23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration

24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram

25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

How long does it take for someone to hit the ground after slipping on a banana peel?

1 bananosecond.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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