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60 banan jokes and hilarious banan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about banan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Banan Short Jokes

Short banan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The banan humour may include short mango jokes also.

  1. A monkey was kicked out of the zoo for taking fruit off of a tree It was a bananable offense.
  2. The other day, I was thinking about why I like bananas so much But then I realised, it was the banan-appeal!

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Banan One Liners

Which banan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with banan? I can suggest the ones about metal and cart.

  1. Sean Connery was selling banans He was quite confused when I handed him a bag of rocks.

Banan joke, Sean Connery was selling banans

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about banan can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of banan puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comical & Quirky Banan Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about banan you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean peels jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make banan prank.

Why did the banana goto the doctor?

he wasn't peeling very well

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

I'm going bananas...

That's what I tell the bananas when I'm leaving.

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

That banana

looks very appealing

Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N.

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

Two bananas

Two bananas walk into a s**... club.
One banana looks over at the other and says, "This is quite a peeling."

Is that a banana in your pocket,

or is it just clickbait?

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

A banana walk in to a doctors office...

A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor "I'm not peeling very well!" ;-; Sorry...

If bananas have potassium...

Does that mean potatoes have banassium?

I keep a banana in my bathroom

It's for scale.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

how did the bananas get away from the cops?

They split up.

I am going bananas.

That's what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning.

How do bananas fundraise?

They make an appeal.

Why didn't the banana like the cow?

The cow wasn't very a-peel-ing

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen?

cuz they peel.

What's a banana made of?

One part barium, two parts sodium.

Why was the banana a good prosecutor?

She always made the defense slip up on appeal.

Why would a banana go to court?

To get an appeal
Badum tssh

"Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels

They're ... basically the same.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because it was not peeling well...

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well.

Why did the banana not enjoy the playground?

He was scared of the monkey bars.

A Banana has been sentenced to 20 years in jail

After 10 years, he asks for an appeal

How did the banana get out of jail?

On a peel

Why do bananas have bruises?

Because their peelings got hurt

Bananas are like foreign-country workers.

They're best yellow, but a lot cheaper if you buy the black.

Why is the banana a bad PVPer?

He's gotta peel!!!

Bananas for the blind...

I don't see the appeal

What did the banana do at the talent show?

A Split!

Why did the banana took some medicine?

Because he wasn't peeling well
:)

Would you like to try our new Banana Split dessert?

It has a lot of a-peel.
(I tell this one at work all the time 😝)

Bananas can stop diarhea very effectively

Just don't pull them out

Bananas are very effective at stopping diarrhoea

Just don't pull them out.

Why did the banana need sunscreen?

Else it would peel.

Banana

A guy is walking around with a banana in his ear. Another guy, seeing this, approaches and says, "Hey man, you've got a banana in your ear."
The banana guy looks at him and says, "What?"
The other guy says, "You've got a banana in your ear."
The banana guy says, "What?"
The other guy, feeling frustrated yells, "YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR! A BANANA! THERE IS A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!"
The banana guy, also frustrated says, "You're going to have to speak up. I have a banana in my ear."

What has no legs but can do a split?

A banana.

What do bananas say when they see their grandmother?

Hey Nana.

In a banana republic

the traffic lights go from green to yellow to brown.

Why should a banana go to the doctor?

He doesnt peel well.

Two bananas are sitting by a river

When a piece of p**... comes floating by.
"You guys should come in the water it feels great" says the p**...
One banana turns to the other and says
"Can you believe this s**...?"

"I am going bananas."

That's what I tell the bananas when I'm leaving the house.

Where did the two bananas settle their legal dispute?

The court of A-peels

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he was not peeling well.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling well.
Why did the pig go to the pharmacy? He needed some oinkment.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn't peeling well

A banana walks into a bar.

Slips on a drunk guy.

Can I tell banana jokes on this sub?

Because opinions on those jokes are pretty *split*. I don't know if they'll ap*peal* to everyone.

Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?

He wasn't peeling well.

A few bananas are planning a heist

Right before they leap into action, they decide to run through the process again so all bananas know what they're doing.
Firstly, two bananas will be creating a distraction a distance away from the heist. Then, the rest of the bananas will scatter to confuse the enemy and start the heist.
After going through the process a few more times, the bananas are certain that they know what to do, and thus a couple bananas peel off and the rest of the bananas split.

Why did the banana put on sunscreen?

Because it peels!

Banana

A shopkeeper puts up a sign advertising a deal on bananas: one banana for $3 or three bananas for $10.
A man takes a look at the sign and notices that the bundle is a bad deal, so he decides to order one banana, then another banana, then one more, saving $1. Feeling smug, he asks the shopkeeper why she would have the three pack cost more. "Aren't you losing money?" He asked.
The shopkeeper responds, "you just paid $9 for three bananas, didn't you?"

A banana a day they said was good for cleaning the colon

It was a week before I realised you have to eat them

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