Banan Jokes

Following is our collection of cart humor and peels one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Banan puns for adults, dirty stops jokes or clean girlfriend gags for kids.

There is an abundance of strip jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 59 funniest jokes on banan. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any club witze you can hear about banan.

The Best jokes about Banan

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?

A. Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"I don't know why you're shaking, I'm the one about to be eaten!"

Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N.

A banana and a vibrator

were laying next to each other on a
counter, with the vibrator buzzing away. The banana turns to
the vibrator and says, I dunno what you're getting all worked
up about. She's gonna eat me.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well.


I am going bananas.

That's what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning.

Why was the banana a good prosecutor?

She always made the defense slip up on appeal.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

She's gonna eat me. I should be the one shaking, not you!

What's a banana made of?

One part barium, two parts sodium.

Banana juice

My Slovak girlfriend told me this today. I think it's an old one where she come from:

A farmer is riding his horse and cart through his village while carrying a large metal flask. A policeman sees this and stops him. "What's in the flask?" he asks suspiciously. "Is it alcohol? You know it's forbidden to ride a horse and cart while you're drunk."

"It's just Banana juice", replies the farmer innocently.

"I don't believe you", says the policeman, and grabs the flask from the farmer. He takes a huge swig, and grimaces at what he's just swallowed. "Urgh! That's disgusting!"

"It's just Banana juice", repeats the farmer.

"Doesn't taste like bananas to me", says the policeman, "but it doesn't taste of alcohol either. So I'll have to let you go."

"Thank you very much", says the farmer with a smile, as his flask is returned to him. Then he gathers up the reins, gives them a flick, and says to his horse, "Giddy up, Banana!"

I'm going bananas...

That's what I tell the bananas when I'm leaving.


What did banana say to vibrator?

"What you shaking about. It's me who gets eaten."

Why do bananas have bruises?

Because their peelings got hurt

Banana

A guy is walking around with a banana in his ear. Another guy, seeing this, approaches and says, "Hey man, you've got a banana in your ear."
The banana guy looks at him and says, "What?"
The other guy says, "You've got a banana in your ear."
The banana guy says, "What?"
The other guy, feeling frustrated yells, "YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR! A BANANA! THERE IS A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!"
The banana guy, also frustrated says, "You're going to have to speak up. I have a banana in my ear."

There's a banana and a vibrator on a table...

The banana turns to the vibrator and asks: "Hey, why are you trembling? It's not *you* they're going to eat!"

If bananas have potassium...

Does that mean potatoes have banassium?

What has no legs but can do a split?

A banana.

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal


Bananas can stop diarhea very effectively

Just don't pull them out

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

"Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels

They're ... basically the same.

How do bananas fundraise?

They make an appeal.

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen?

cuz they peel.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Two bananas

Two bananas walk into a strip club.

One banana looks over at the other and says, "This is quite a peeling."

Why didn't the banana like the cow?

The cow wasn't very a-peel-ing

Bananas are like foreign-country workers.

They're best yellow, but a lot cheaper if you buy the black.

How did the banana get out of jail?

On a peel

Why did the banana took some medicine?

Because he wasn't peeling well

:)

Why did the banana not enjoy the playground?

He was scared of the monkey bars.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because it was not peeling well...

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Would you like to try our new Banana Split dessert?

It has a lot of a-peel.

(I tell this one at work all the time 😝)

A Banana has been sentenced to 20 years in jail

After 10 years, he asks for an appeal

A banana walk in to a doctors office...

A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor "I'm not peeling very well!" ;-; Sorry...

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why did the banana goto the doctor?

he wasn't peeling very well

What did the banana do at the talent show?

A Split!

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Bananas for the blind...

I don't see the appeal

how did the bananas get away from the cops?

They split up.

I keep a banana in my bathroom

It's for scale.

That banana

looks very appealing

Why would a banana go to court?

To get an appeal


Badum tssh

Is that a banana in your pocket,

or is it just clickbait?

Bananas are very effective at stopping diarrhoea

Just don't pull them out.

Why is the banana a bad PVPer?

He's gotta peel!!!

What does a banana and you have in common?

I'm gonna throw you away when I'm done

What do bananas have in common with old people?

They both bruise easily. And when you peel the skin, you realize sometimes the bruising goes beyond the surface.

What to bananas and women have in common?

They both bruise easily. And when you peel them you notice the bruising continues under the skin.

Why did the banana need sunscreen?

Else it would peel.

What's a banana peel's favorite type of shoe?

Slippers!

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Cuz he was peeling very bad.

Why is the banana such a popular fruit?

Because it has a peel.

Why was the Banana unemployed?

Because in it's 20's the Banana majored in Gender Studies.

How can you use a banana as a compass?

Place a banana on the Colombia and Venezuela border. The bitten end would point East.

What does a banana have that you don't ?

A peel.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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