The Best 61 Banan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Banan jokes. There are some banan peels jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these banan girlfriend puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Banan Jokes and Puns

Why did the banana goto the doctor?

he wasn't peeling very well

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

There's a banana and a vibrator on a table...

The banana turns to the vibrator and asks: "Hey, why are you trembling? It's not *you* they're going to eat!"

Banan joke, There's a banana and a vibrator on a table...

Where do banana slaves go to work?


I'm going bananas...

That's what I tell the bananas when I'm leaving.

What are bananas high in?


That banana

looks very appealing

Banan joke, That banana

Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N.

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

Two bananas

Two bananas walk into a strip club.

One banana looks over at the other and says, "This is quite a peeling."

You can explore banan cart reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean banan stops dad jokes. There are also banan puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Is that a banana in your pocket,

or is it just clickbait?

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

A banana walk in to a doctors office...

A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor "I'm not peeling very well!" ;-; Sorry...

Ask me if there is a banana in my ear.

What? I couldn't hear you - there's a banana in my ear!

If bananas have potassium...

Does that mean potatoes have banassium?

I keep a banana in my bathroom

It's for scale.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

how did the bananas get away from the cops?

They split up.

I am going bananas.

That's what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning.

How do bananas fundraise?

They make an appeal.

Why are bananas afraid of everything?

Because they're yellow. (Idk if it's a repost, but whatever)

Why didn't the banana like the cow?

The cow wasn't very a-peel-ing

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen?

cuz they peel.

What's a banana made of?

One part barium, two parts sodium.

Why was the banana a good prosecutor?

She always made the defense slip up on appeal.

Two bananas were digging a hole

Suddenly one of them said: "I'm quiting, my back is becoming crooked.''

Why are bananas inconsiderate drivers?

They always peel out.

Why would a banana go to court?

To get an appeal

Badum tssh

"Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels

They're ... basically the same.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because it was not peeling well...

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well.

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Why did the banana not enjoy the playground?

He was scared of the monkey bars.

A Banana has been sentenced to 20 years in jail

After 10 years, he asks for an appeal

How did the banana get out of jail?

On a peel

Why do bananas have bruises?

Because their peelings got hurt

Bananas are like foreign-country workers.

They're best yellow, but a lot cheaper if you buy the black.

Why is the banana a bad PVPer?

He's gotta peel!!!

Bananas for the blind...

I don't see the appeal

What did the banana do at the talent show?

A Split!

Why did the banana took some medicine?

Because he wasn't peeling well


Would you like to try our new Banana Split dessert?

It has a lot of a-peel.

(I tell this one at work all the time 😝)

What does a banana and you have in common?

I'm gonna throw you away when I'm done

Bananas can stop diarhea very effectively

Just don't pull them out

Bananas are very effective at stopping diarrhoea

Just don't pull them out.

Why was the Banana unemployed?

Because in it's 20's the Banana majored in Gender Studies.

Why is the banana such a popular fruit?

Because it has a peel.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Cuz he was peeling very bad.

What's a banana peel's favorite type of shoe?


What to bananas and women have in common?

They both bruise easily. And when you peel them you notice the bruising continues under the skin.

What do bananas have in common with old people?

They both bruise easily. And when you peel the skin, you realize sometimes the bruising goes beyond the surface.


A guy is walking around with a banana in his ear. Another guy, seeing this, approaches and says, "Hey man, you've got a banana in your ear."
The banana guy looks at him and says, "What?"
The other guy says, "You've got a banana in your ear."
The banana guy says, "What?"
The other guy, feeling frustrated yells, "YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR! A BANANA! THERE IS A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!"
The banana guy, also frustrated says, "You're going to have to speak up. I have a banana in my ear."

What has no legs but can do a split?

A banana.

What did the Banana say to the Vibrator?

Why are you shaking? I'm the one she's going to eat.

What do bananas say when they see their grandmother?

Hey Nana.

In a banana republic

the traffic lights go from green to yellow to brown.

Why should a banana go to the doctor?

He doesnt peel well.

Two bananas are sitting by a river

When a piece of poo comes floating by.

"You guys should come in the water it feels great" says the poo

One banana turns to the other and says

"Can you believe this shit?"

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

I don't know why you're shaking... She's going to eat me!!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the banan strip jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working banan club piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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