The Best 62 Ban Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ban jokes. There are some ban teleban jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ban comey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ban Jokes and Puns

Joke from my 12 year old why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it!

Please don't ban me

I saw a giant mouse so I tried killing it with a baseball bat

So now I have a lifetime ban from Disneyland

I COMPLETELY disagree with Trump's military trans ban...

I mean, wouldn't all those attack helicopters be useful??

My father has the heart of a lion...

And also a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion,

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.


Ban?????

"How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"

"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."

"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"

Trump: "Let's get that Muslim band going"

"Band? We thought you said ban"

Trump: "No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

I have the heart of a lion...

and a lifelong ban from the zoo.

I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox…

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I have the heart of a lion...

and a lifetime ban at the zoo

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I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.

Not on my watch.

My Grandfather has the heart of a lion!

And a ban from the cincinnati zoo

What do you get when you cross a bat and a man?

A ban. Specifically, a lifetime ban from the genetics labs, as well as a visit from the ethics committee.

A Saudi prince has come forward saying that they should end the ban placed on women driving in the kingdom.

Interesting, just in time when all global tech giants are in the final stage of trials of their self-driving cars.

My grandfather had the heart of a tiger

And a lifetime ban at the zoo

The Trump Travel ban was refused due to lack of evidence..

Apparently "I know it, you know it, everybody knows it" wasn't enough

Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons?

Because of the Hyperinflation.

My grandpa has got the heart of a lion

and a life time ban from the zoo.


I was filling my car with leaded gasoline wearing some comfortable aesbestos boots. As I popped a thalidomide pill into my mouth I thought...

"A government ban on assault weapons would never work..."

Today my son was sent home from school for receiving a hand-job from a girl in his class for the third time this year. Each time this has happened he has been given a stern talking to from the principal and had to change schools.

Tired of constantly moving around, I said to him "Son if this keeps happening
they are going to ban you from teaching altogether."

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

My Grandad is a truly special man

He has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh Zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

From my 8 year old...

What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an IPad? A pineapple.

Don't ban me please.

I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese.

Part of his plan to make America grate again.

Ban weapons of mass dyslexia!

Before they start an unclear war.

I just got a lifetime ban for spreading my wife's remains around Disney World

Guess we should of had her cremated first

There is a new terrorist religion that hates addition

The Tally Ban

We need to ban pre shredded cheese...

Make America grate again.

I have the eye of a tiger, and the heart of a lion.

I also have a permanent ban from the zoo, and a few restraining orders

My dad has the heart of a lion

And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo.

Why did the duck get arrested

he got caught selling quack.

ok you can ban me now.

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

My dad has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan

because of the tally ban.

Because of his loss in Wisconsin, Trump has put a ban on all shredded cheese.

It's the only way he can make America GRATE again.

Credit to my 12 year old son.

I hope they never ban algebra...

Think of the aftermath!

Double standards are not fair!

When miley cirus gets naked and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea.

Why is it hard to keep score in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally ban

Why did the dictator ban carousel rides in his country?

He deemed them revolutionary.

Why can't you use strike-marks to count in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally ban!

I tried to make a LGBTQ+ joke

But nobody got it straight

Here comes my ban.......

Why can't schools in Afghanistan teach kids to count by drawn lines?

Because of the tally ban

When they ban the device I use to suck my drink up into my mouth...

That will be the last straw.

Ana will be barred from the fruit market

Ban Ana

What do you call the ban on same sex marriage?

Rainbow Sex Seize

my great great grandmother has eyes of a hawk

she also has a lifetime ban on the bird park

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

My city decided to ban alcoholic drinks

Our health department started reporting 0 cases of corona

In Santa Barbara...

restaurant employees could face up to six months jail time for giving out straws.

That means seconds before the ban went into effect, a waiter could have handed one out and said, "This is the last straw."

My dad always said that real men have the heart of a lion.

So today I decided that it was finally time to be a real man. I succeeded but I have to go to court for animal cruelty and I received a life time ban from all zoos.

So NASCAR has decided to ban confederate flags at all events...

Looks like all those years of turning left rubbed off on them.

Secede from the Union

United States: Should we do something about guns?
Texas: WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO
United States: How bout dem immigrants tho
Texas: WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO
United States: I like ice cream
Texas: WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO
United States: Let's ban weed
Texas: aiight cool
California:WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO

Scott Baio is Boycotting Dick's Sporting Goods Because of the Ban on AR-15s

Dick's had to find a cashier to replace him on short notice

Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr?

Because they don't serve Trans-Fats.

Breaking: Donald Trump just announced ban on shredded cheese if elected!

He says this is a crucial step toward Making America Grate Again.

There are only 1,300 subscribers to the new Fappening sub after the ban.

The other 100,000 came and left.

What national policy can keep your pants up?

A waste ban

A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time

One to cook, one to clean..


Ok ban me but joke is funny.

Have you heard about the plastic bag ban?

The new legislation is paper thin.

Why aren't you allowed to take inventories in afghanistan?

Because of the Tally Ban.

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