Ban Jokes

Are you looking for some hilarious Ban jokes to share with your friends? Check out this collection of jokes that poke fun at the various bans we face, ranging from hosepipe bans to Facebook bans. Whether you’re looking for a cheeky joke about alcohol bans or a forbidden pun about a driving ban, this article has got you covered! Laugh away and get ready to hear your mates go “Harambae!”.

Delightful Fun Ban Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, s**... and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times

Just like yo mamma

Joke from my 12 year old why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it!

Please don't ban me

I saw a giant mouse so I tried killing it with a baseball bat

So now I have a lifetime ban from Disneyland

I COMPLETELY disagree with Trump's military trans ban...

I mean, wouldn't all those attack helicopters be useful??

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I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of an eagle...

..and a lifetime ban from the zoo. 😕

My father has the heart of a lion...

And also a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion,

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

They prohibited television in Afghanistan

They call it,

the Telly Ban.

Can we ban yo momma jokes in this sub? They old, s**... and been done by like literally everyone a thousand times

Just like yo momma


"How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"

"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."

"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"

Trump: "Let's get that Muslim band going"

"Band? We thought you said ban"

Trump: "No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

I have the heart of a lion...

and a lifelong ban from the zoo.

My grandfather has a heart of a tiger.

He also has a lifetime ban at the zoo.

I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox…

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

"Bill to ban shark fin harvesting", and "Bill to increase minimum wage" and "Bill to help ease the burden of Vets"...with all these good things happening, it makes me wonder...

...why did he wait so long?

I have the heart of a lion...

and a lifetime ban at the zoo

I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.

Not on my watch.

My Grandfather has the heart of a lion!

And a ban from the cincinnati zoo

What do you get when you cross a bat and a man?

A ban. Specifically, a lifetime ban from the genetics labs, as well as a visit from the ethics committee.

A Saudi prince has come forward saying that they should end the ban placed on women driving in the kingdom.

Interesting, just in time when all global tech giants are in the final stage of trials of their self-driving cars.

I can't believe DCU fans wanted to ban Amber Heard

From their movies there seems to be no better place to s**... the bed.

Republicans in Congress have proposed a bill to ban the sale of shredded cheese in supermarkets across the country

They want to Make America Grate Again.

My grandfather had the heart of a tiger

And a lifetime ban at the zoo

The Trump Travel ban was refused due to lack of evidence..

Apparently "I know it, you know it, everybody knows it" wasn't enough

What do you get if you have the eyes of a hawk, heart of a lion, and the ears of a fox?

A lifetime ban from the zoo

Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons?

Because of the Hyperinflation.

The Missouri state legislature is considering a ban on female legislators' clothing that leaves their arms exposed

I never thought I'd see a Republican state trying to overturn the right to bare arms

(Yes, this is actually happening)

I was filling my car with leaded gasoline wearing some comfortable aesbestos boots. As I popped a thalidomide pill into my mouth I thought...

"A government ban on assault weapons would never work..."

My grandpa has got the heart of a lion

and a life time ban from the zoo.

TIL why scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat.

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

Please don't ban me.

Today my son was sent home from school for receiving a hand-job from a girl in his class for the third time this year. Each time this has happened he has been given a stern talking to from the principal and had to change schools.

Tired of constantly moving around, I said to him "Son if this keeps happening
they are going to ban you from teaching altogether."

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

My Grandad is a truly special man

He has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh Zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

I have started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs.

So far, I've got 15,000 signatures.

From my 8 year old...

What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an IPad? A pineapple.

Don't ban me please.

I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese.

Part of his plan to make America grate again.

Ban weapons of mass dyslexia!

Before they start an unclear war.

I just got a lifetime ban for spreading my wife's remains around Disney World

Guess we should of had her cremated first

What do you call a Canadian b**...?

Aboot eh

(I'll ban myself)

There is a new t**... religion that hates addition

The Tally Ban

It's no longer legal to use hash marks to count in Afghanistan

This is because of the new tally ban rule.

We need to ban pre shredded cheese...

Make America grate again.

I have the eye of a tiger, and the heart of a lion.

I also have a permanent ban from the zoo, and a few restraining orders

My dad has the heart of a lion

And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo.

Why did the duck get arrested

he got caught selling quack.

ok you can ban me now.

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan

because of the tally ban.

Why are voting results inaccurate in Afghanistan?

It's because of the tally ban.

My dad has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Because of his loss in Wisconsin, Trump has put a ban on all shredded cheese.

It's the only way he can make America GRATE again.

Credit to my 12 year old son.

I hope they never ban algebra...

Think of the aftermath!

Double standards are not fair!

When miley cirus gets n**... and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea.

Apparently loads of people turned away from voting for Trump coz he wanted to ban shredded cheese

He wanted to Make America Grate again.

Why is it hard to keep score in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally ban

Why did the dictator ban carousel rides in his country?

He deemed them revolutionary.

Why can't you use strike-marks to count in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally ban!

I tried to make a LGBTQ+ joke

But nobody got it straight

Here comes my ban.......

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Almost every joke subreddit will ban you for making fun of Mark Zuckerberg's company.

I just checked, they have rules against Meta posts.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a life time ban from the local zoo

Why can't schools in Afghanistan teach kids to count by drawn lines?

Because of the tally ban

Request to ban Amber Heard jokes.

They're s**....

I just figured out why USA is about to ban abortion (dark)

That's to have more targets for their school shootings

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