The Best 28 Bamboo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bamboo jokes. There are some bamboo plant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bamboo hardwood puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bamboo Jokes and Puns

What kind of plant is the scariest?


A Christian man ends up on a deserted island...

He is stranded there for a few years until a rescue boat finds him. When the rescuers get onto the island, they are amazed to see what the man has built to survive. The man had built three different structures out of bamboo and leaves. They asked the man what the first structure was. The man said, That's my house. They then asked about the second structure. That's where I go to Church. The man replied. Then they asked about the third structure. A scowl came over the mans face as he told the rescuers, That's where I used to go to Church.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a ghost?


Bamboo joke, What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a ghost?

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?


What is a panda afraid of?


Did you hear about the guy who had his bamboo plant stolen?

He was bamboozled

My girlfriend asked me: "Have you ever heard of a scare-plant?"

I asked: "What's a scare-plant?"
Her: "BamBOO!"

Bamboo joke, My girlfriend asked me: "Have you ever heard of a scare-plant?"

Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?

They just like the stock!

What do scary pandas eat?


What doea a panda call a jumpscare?


Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo.

He wanted to have a treesome.

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What did the ghost in the Japanese Forest say to surprise those walking through it?


Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...

...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-packs.

(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago!

Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong.

How do you bamboozle a fool?

(Spoiler hidden)

What do you call bamboo clusters that follow you?


Bamboo joke, What do you call bamboo clusters that follow you?

Two communists are in a nudist club, reclining in the nude in bamboo chairs, when one turns to the other and asks "Have you read Marx?"

The reply he gets: "Yeah; wouldn't have happened if these were couches!"

What do you get when you cross shaggy and a stick of bamboo?


Why did the panda bring a bamboo to the fight?

Because bamboo shoots.

I wish I could be bamboozled one day

Because being bamboozled everyday is just bullshit

which is the scariest plant?



Two guys are walking in a bamboo forest when the spot a panda. One says to the other "Dude, that panda just ate an entire bamboo shoot!" The panda then pulls out a gun and shoots the one man. The other man says "Why did you shoot my friend?" The panda tosses him an encyclopedia and says "I'm a panda, look it up." The panda bear walks off as the man skims through the pages. He finds the panda entry and reads it aloud. "Panda Bear: Eats bamboo, shoots, and leaves."

Why did the panda travel to Wall Street?

To buy bamboo stalks!

What type of bamboo fertilizer was banned due to the chaotic destruction it caused the environment?


What does a panda eat on Halloween?


World Bamboo day

Shoot, I missed it

Which is the plant that gives more fear?

The bam-BOO

What is the spookiest plant this month?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bamboo kungfu jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bamboo roots piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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