The Best 17 Bambi Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Bambi Jokes and Puns

I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes...

But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle

BJ for Sore Throat

"You don't look so good today, Bambi," said Barbie.

"You're right," said Bambi. "I feel like I'm coming down with something. My throat really hurts."

Barbie suggested, "You know, whenever I have a sore throat I give my husband oral sex and the next day I feel great."

Bambi carefully considered this. The next day Barbie noticed that Bambi looked better.

"You look much better today. Did you take my suggestion?"

Bambi replied, "I sure did. It worked great. And your husband just couldn't believe that it was your idea!"

I call my wife Bambi and she thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes...

Actually, it's because I shot her mother with a hunting rifle...

Bambi joke, I call my wife Bambi and she thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes...

I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it's because she is cute with big brown eyes.

But in reality I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle.

My girlfriend is just like Bambi

She's cute, sweet, innocent, and I want to shoot her mother


I was told to bring a box of tissues with me when my friends and I watched Bambi.

You can imagine my disappointment.

What's Elon Musk's favourite comedy?

Bambi

Bambi joke, What's Elon Musk's favourite comedy?

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

I hear that Bambi has been in mourning since the conclusion of last hunting season.

He lost a deer friend.

I have a lot in common with Bambi.

When we were both little we saw one of our parents get blown.

I like to call my son Bambi.

In the hopes someone will shoot his mom.

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I just read that Disney is making a sequel to Bambi. He gets revenge on the hunters that killed his mother. They're calling it.......

Bambo

What do you get when you cross Bambi, and a ghost?

Bambi's mom

(Credit to my aunt for this one)

My first girlfriend was called Bambi...

She'll always be deer to me.

I call my wife Bambi...

She thinks it's because of her big brown eyes.

Nope.

It is because I'd like her mother shot.

I was really excited about the latest Director's Cut of Bambi!

Tenderloin

Bambi joke, I was really excited about the latest Director's Cut of Bambi!

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