Bambi Jokes

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Funniest Bambi Short Jokes

Short bambi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bambi humour may include short elk jokes also.

1. I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes... But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle
2. I call my girlfriend Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute. I just really hope her mom gets shot.
3. I call my wife Bambi and she thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes... Actually, it's because I shot her mother with a hunting rifle...
4. I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it's because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle.
5. I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she is so cute, with big brown eyes. Actually, it's because I would like someone to shoot her mother, with a hunting rifle.
6. My girlfriend is just like Bambi She's cute, sweet, innocent, and I want to shoot her mother
7. I was told to bring a box of tissues with me when my friends and I watched Bambi. You can imagine my disappointment.
8. I hear that Bambi has been in mourning since the conclusion of last hunting season. He lost a deer friend.
9. I have a lot in common with Bambi. When we were both little we saw one of our parents get blown.
10. Why did Bambi cross the road? To get to his mother on the other side.
    (Courtesy of my 15 y/o)

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Bambi One Liners

Which bambi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bambi? I can suggest the ones about deer and bunny.

1. What's Elon Musk's favourite comedy? Bambi
2. What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo
3. I like to call my son Bambi. In the hopes someone will shoot his mom.
4. Bad Pickup Lines : Are you Bambie..? Because I'd like to take your mom out
5. My first girlfriend was called Bambi... She'll always be deer to me.
6. I was really excited about the latest Director's Cut of Bambi! Tenderloin
7. What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road? Thumpthumper
8. What do you call an actor wearing a hat with Bambi on the front? Leonardo Deer Caprio
9. Why did Bambi not attend the party? He didn't want to be deer.
10. What name did the rancher give to the bad deer? Bambi-no!
11. I call my wife Bambi too..... Because I don't want her shot. Just her mom.
12. What animal do you get when you splice genes from a bee and a human bottom. Bambi

Amusing & Witty Bambi Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about bambi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pooh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bambi pranks.