Bambi Jokes

Following is our collection of deer humor and eyedeer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bambi puns for adults, dirty minnie jokes or clean lucille gags for kids.

There is an abundance of bunny jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes on bambi. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any darla witze you can hear about bambi.

The Best jokes about Bambi

I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes...

But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle

BJ for Sore Throat

"You don't look so good today, Bambi," said Barbie.


"You're right," said Bambi. "I feel like I'm coming down with something. My throat really hurts."


Barbie suggested, "You know, whenever I have a sore throat I give my husband oral sex and the next day I feel great."


Bambi carefully considered this. The next day Barbie noticed that Bambi looked better.


"You look much better today. Did you take my suggestion?"


Bambi replied, "I sure did. It worked great. And your husband just couldn't believe that it was your idea!"

I call my wife Bambi and she thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes...

Actually, it's because I shot her mother with a hunting rifle...

My girlfriend is just like Bambi

She's cute, sweet, innocent, and I want to shoot her mother

I was told to bring a box of tissues with me when my friends and I watched Bambi.

You can imagine my disappointment.


What's Elon Musk's favourite comedy?

Bambi

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

I have a lot in common with Bambi.

When we were both little we saw one of our parents get blown.

I just read that Disney is making a sequel to Bambi. He gets revenge on the hunters that killed his mother. They're calling it.......

Bambo

I like to call my son Bambi.

In the hopes someone will shoot his mom.

What do you get when you cross Bambi, and a ghost?

Bambi's mom


(Credit to my aunt for this one)


My first girlfriend was called Bambi...

She'll always be deer to me.

Best Bang for your Buck!

would make a great punchline for a joke about bambi and the intricate workings of an illegal woodland critter prostitution service

I call my wife Bambi...

She thinks it's because of her big brown eyes.

Nope.

It is because I'd like her mother shot.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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