Bama Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

Classic redneck joke

Bill moves to Bama from Boston. He knocks on his redneck neighbor's door.

"Well, welcome to Bama, Bill. You come just in time. We's havin' a party tonight. Gonna be eatin' and drinkin', fightin' and fuckin'."

Bill is excited, "Wow, what should I wear?"

Redneck neighbor replies, "It don't matter - just gonna be the two of us."

Little-known fact: a certain former president keeps a large store of personal firearms at a warehouse near Birmingham, AL

It's known as the Barracks o' Bama

How Bama Fans Watched The Semi Finals 2018

I thought this was funny enough to share. Rolltide!

Crimea River

What did say to bama.

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