Baltimore Jokes

Funniest Baltimore Short Jokes

Short baltimore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baltimore humour may include short referee jokes also.

1. I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore... They were real nice. Car started right up, and they even helped me with directions back to the interstate.
2. I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore. The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery.
3. The Avengers are over rated. The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.
4. Have you heard about the rioting in Baltimore? So far they've caused 4 million dollars in improvements.
5. When the Baltimore rioters looted the CVS, they stole everything except for the Father's Day cards.
6. Did you guys hear about the shoe store that got looted in Baltimore? The only thing they left were the work boot.
7. A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.
8. What wasn't stolen when CVS was looted during the Baltimore riots? The Father's Day cards.
9. The key to successful relationships is being earnest and frank... ... so when I'm with my wife in Washington D.C., I'm Earnest, and with my girlfriend in Baltimore, I'm Frank.
10. What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common? They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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Baltimore One Liners

Which baltimore one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baltimore? I can suggest the ones about riot and raven.

1. Baltimore, eat a snickers. You turn into Ferguson when you're hungry.
2. What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore? The Pittsburgh Steelers
3. Rioters are destroying Baltimore. Don't worry though, all the bookstores are safe.
4. Get rich quick scheme #12 Sell windows/glass in Baltimore
5. I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately.
6. What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.? Call Baltimore, M.D.
7. What is Baltimore's favourite instrument The lute
8. Best punch of the week still belongs to the Baltimore mum vs. her son.
9. Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p
10. What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
11. The Best Buy in Baltimore is having a sale on TVs. It's a steal!
12. What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services? 9-1-1
13. The mayor of Baltimore
14. What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore? Old Bae
15. Did you hear about the housing prices in Baltimore? I hear they're a riot!

Baltimore Ravens Jokes

Here is a list of funny baltimore ravens jokes and even better baltimore ravens puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)
• The Baltimore Ravens
• What has a raven ands going insane Baltimore
• Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit? On The Wire.

Baltimore Orioles Jokes

Here is a list of funny baltimore orioles jokes and even better baltimore orioles puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Baltimore Orioles' Season Punchline is the title.

Playful Baltimore Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about baltimore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean loot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baltimore pranks.