The Best 4 Baltic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baltic jokes. There are some baltic lithuanian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baltic mammals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baltic Jokes and Puns

Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea

Obama declares: Our submarines can stay submerged for ten days before needing air.

Putin promptly says: That's nothing. Russian submarines can stay submerged for up to a month.

Merkel is embarrassed and stays silent.

Suddenly a submarine emerges. The hatch opens and the man yells: Heil Hitler! Is the war over?

As a citizen from Baltic states

Hello Russia, my old friend
You've come to talk to me again
New SovietRussia vision softly creeping
You've spread your seeds while we were sleeping
And the vision that was planted in your brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

What body of water is full of testicular mites?

The Baltic Sea.

Ever since the Baltic states joined the EU so many people immigrated West...

... the last to leave has to turn the lights off at the airport.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baltic slavic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working baltic scandinavia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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