Baltic Jokes

Following is our collection of estonian humor and lithuanian one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Baltic puns for adults, dirty uss jokes or clean mammals gags for kids.

There is an abundance of slavic jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on baltic. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any scandinavia witze you can hear about baltic.

The Best jokes about Baltic

Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea

Obama declares: Our submarines can stay submerged for ten days before needing air.

Putin promptly says: That's nothing. Russian submarines can stay submerged for up to a month.

Merkel is embarrassed and stays silent.

Suddenly a submarine emerges. The hatch opens and the man yells: Heil Hitler! Is the war over?

A russian and an american are in the baltic sea arguing about which one has better submarines

Russian: "Our submarines ovat the absolute top, you never find them and they can be submerged for weeks."

American: "Our subs can patrol all seas without any blind spots continously without you noticing and they can stay underwater for months."

Suddenly a german submarine that's worn-out but still in a good condition for it's age surfaces. An old grey-bearded man opens up the hatch and shouts to them:

"Heil Hitler! Haben sie Diesel?"

As a citizen from Baltic states

Hello Russia, my old friend
You've come to talk to me again
New SovietRussia vision softly creeping
You've spread your seeds while we were sleeping
And the vision that was planted in your brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

What body of water is full of testicular mites?

The Baltic Sea.

Ever since the Baltic states joined the EU so many people immigrated West...

... the last to leave has to turn the lights off at the airport.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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