The Best 5 Baloon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baloon jokes. There are some baloon cartoon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baloon bubble puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baloon Jokes and Puns

A childhood classic my dad used to tell me:

Q. Why was a frog flying?
A. Because he ate a helium baloon.

Q. Then why was a snake flying?
A. Because it ate the flying frog.

Q. Then why was the eagle flying?
A. Because it has wings

Two baloons meet each other in a garden shop...

The first one says to the other:
Don't go that way, there's a cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

What's the difference between a baloon and a condom?

When a balloon pops - there's one less.

When a condom pops - there's one more.
Or more.

what weighs more on the moon than on earth?

a helium baloon

Two baloons fly through the desert.

One says to the other:
"Watchout, a cactusssSSSSSsssSSSSsssssSSSsssssss..."


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baloon smog jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working baloon balloon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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