Baloon Jokes
3 baloon jokes and hilarious baloon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baloon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Baloon Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What is a good baloon joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A childhood classic my dad used to tell me:
Q. Why was a frog flying?
A. Because he ate a helium baloon.
Q. Then why was a snake flying?
A. Because it ate the flying frog.
Q. Then why was the eagle flying?
A. Because it has wings
Two baloons meet each other in a garden shop...
The first one says to the other:
Don't go that way, there's a cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
What's the difference between a baloon and a c**...?
When a balloon pops - there's one less.
When a c**... pops - there's one more.
Or more.
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