Baloney Jokes

Following is our collection of provolone humor and bologna one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Baloney puns for adults, dirty bread jokes or clean pastrami gags for kids.

There is an abundance of meatball jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on baloney. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any pepperoni witze you can hear about baloney.

The Best jokes about Baloney

Some bozo tried to tell me processed meat was bad for me.

I said, "Pfft, that's baloney."

A doctor unnecessarily cut off a man's leg

It was a baloney amputation

Someone told me Chorizo is the best kind of sausage...

... but that's baloney!

Today's Lunch Special: Trump Sandwich

White Bread

Full of Baloney

w/ Russian Dressing

and a Small Pickle

Grandma walks into a butcher's shop

Grandma: "Hi, I'd like to buy one baloney."

Butcher: "Pre-sliced or in one piece?"

Grandma lifts her skirt and says: "Does this look like a CD player to you?"


I just bought myself a radio controlled pork polisher

It's called Guglielmo Marconi's Baloney Zamboni

An Italian, A Mexican, and A Redneck

They were all sitting on top of the sky scraper they were helping build about to eat lunch.
The Italian opens his lunch box and says "dammit, spaghetti again! I swear if I get spaghetti again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!"
The Mexican opens his lunch box and says "dammit, tacos again! I swear if I get tacos again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!
The Redneck opens his lunch box and says "dammit, Baloney and Cheese again! I swear if I get Baloney and Cheese again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!"
The next day at lunch, they all get the same things and they all kill themselves.
All three funerals were held together.
The Italians wife says "If I had only made him something besides spaghetti he'd still be with me!"
The Mexicans wife says "If I had only made him something besides tacos he'd still be with me!"
The Rednecks wife says "well I wish I could say something like that but he packs his own lunch..."

Back in the day I could go to the store with $5 and come home with a gallon of milk, a lb of baloney, 3 packs of cigarettes and a 12 pack. Can't do that anymore.

There are to many security cameras these days.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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