The Best 21 Balm Jokes

Following is our collection of Balm jokes which are very funny. There are some balm creme jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these balm fireball puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Women really do hold grudges over the smallest things...

My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tube of super glue. It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.

Lip Balm To My Wife

Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.

My wife holds grudges over the smallest things. She asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.

Even after a few weeks, she's still not speaking to me

Women really know how to hold a grudge.

My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm.

And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.

It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!

My sister asked me for her lip balm. I accidentally gave her superglue

She's still not talking to me.


My wife asked me to pass her lip balm but I accidentally handed her superglue instead.

She's still not talking to me.

My wife asked me for Lip balm and I gave her superglue,

She hasn't talked to me since

My wife asked me to pass the lip balm....

...by mistake I gave her the super glue and now she wont talk to me.

The result of a silly mistake...

Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!

What did the terrorist say to the man with chapped lips?

"I have a balm!"

What do you call a tree that wears chapstick?

A balm tree

Top Balm Puns and Funny Jokes

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

I've come up with a way to stop homosexuality

Lip balm! - Rub it around your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away

This chapstick...

Is the balm.

Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. "Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."

"Just put it on my bill."

Looking for a gift that will leave her speechless?

Gorilla glue lip balm.

My friends call me El Chapo...

...because I always keep at least an ounce of Burt's Bees lip balm on me at all times.

My friend with very dry lips caused his flight to make an emergency landing.

Crew members took action when they noticed he had boarded the plane with a balm.

Why can't you get Chapstick through overnight delivery?

You can't put any balm on a plane.


Why is Chapstick so popular?

Cause it's the balm baby!

Cash or check?

A duck walks into a convenience store to buy lip balm. When he gets to the checkout the clerk asks "Will you be paying with cash or check?" the duck replies "Put it on my bill."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the balm moisturizer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working balm accidentally piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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