Balm Jokes
22 balm jokes and hilarious balm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about balm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your laughs extra balmy with these hilarious balm jokes! From Tiger Balm to Zandu Balm, our collection of balm themed puns, jokes and quips have something for everyone, whether you love lip balm, lipstick, sweaters or all of the above!
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Funniest Balm Short Jokes
Short balm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The balm humour may include short lotion jokes also.
- A company testing on animals just got sued for testing a chapstick on horses that made their lips burn off. They called it neigh-balm.
- My friends call me El Chapo... ...because I always keep at least an ounce of Burt's Bees lip balm on me at all times.
- My friend with very dry lips caused his flight to make an emergency landing. Crew members took action when they noticed he had boarded the plane with a balm.
- Why can't you get Chapstick through overnight delivery? You can't put any balm on a plane.
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Balm One Liners
Which balm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with balm? I can suggest the ones about perfume and breeze.
- What do you call a tree that wears chapstick? A balm tree
- What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
- This chapstick... Is the balm.
- Looking for a gift that will leave her speechless? Gorilla glue lip balm.
- I don't want to rub it in... ...but I'm covered in Tiger Balm.
- Why is Chapstick so popular? Cause it's the balm baby!
- What kind of moisturizer do skunks use? Stink Balm
- What did the t**... say to the man with chapped lips? "I have a balm!"
Cheeky Balm Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about balm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bath jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make balm pranks.
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The result of a silly mistake...
Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!
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I've come up with a way to stop homosexuality
Lip balm! - Rub it around your a**... and it keeps the chaps away
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A middle aged woman walks into a grocery store…
She has been single for the past 5 years and is extremely lonely. She proceeds to collect a few things here and there from throughout the store. Lip balm, a gallon of milk, a few rolls of paper towels, chicken p**... pies, and laundry detergent.
When she finishes finding all of her items she proceeded to the checkout counter. Immediately after she got in line a man came up behind her and began to wait as well. He had a 12 pack with him and was obviously drunk. He was staring at her groceries then up at her, swaying back and forth trying to keep balance.
You must be single? he asked her.
Normally she would ignore a stranger talking to her, especially one this drunk, but she was for some reason slightly intrigued. She noticed he kept looking at her groceries and up at her. Maybe he thought she was single based off what she was purchasing. Maybe he could point out something that would help her find someone to love.
Yes, I am single , she said. But can you tell me something? How can you tell I'm single? she said as she looked down at the few things in her basket.
cause….. he struggled to stand up and looked her in the eye. cause you're ugly.
