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Balm Jokes

28 balm jokes and hilarious balm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about balm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your laughs extra balmy with these hilarious balm jokes! From Tiger Balm to Zandu Balm, our collection of balm themed puns, jokes and quips have something for everyone, whether you love lip balm, lipstick, sweaters or all of the above!

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Popular Balm Short Jokes

Short balm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The balm humour may include short lotion jokes also.

  1. Lip Balm To My Wife Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.
  2. My wife holds grudges over the smallest things. She asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. Even after a few weeks, she's still not speaking to me
  3. Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm.
    And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
    It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!
  4. My sister asked me for her lip balm. I accidentally gave her superglue She's still not talking to me.
  5. My wife asked me to pass her lip balm but I accidentally handed her superglue instead. She's still not talking to me.
  6. My wife asked me to pass the lip balm.... ...by mistake I gave her the super glue and now she wont talk to me.
  7. A company testing on animals just got sued for testing a chapstick on horses that made their lips burn off. They called it neigh-balm.
  8. Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. "Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?." "Just put it on my bill."
  9. My friends call me El Chapo... ...because I always keep at least an ounce of Burt's Bees lip balm on me at all times.
  10. My friend with very dry lips caused his flight to make an emergency landing. Crew members took action when they noticed he had boarded the plane with a balm.

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Balm One Liners

Which balm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with balm? I can suggest the ones about perfume and breeze.

  1. My wife asked me for Lip balm and I gave her superglue, She hasn't talked to me since
  2. What do you call a tree that wears chapstick? A balm tree
  3. What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
  4. This chapstick... Is the balm.
  5. Looking for a gift that will leave her speechless? Gorilla glue lip balm.
  6. I don't want to rub it in... ...but I'm covered in Tiger Balm.
  7. Why is Chapstick so popular? Cause it's the balm baby!
  8. What kind of moisturizer do skunks use? Stink Balm
  9. What did the t**... say to the man with chapped lips? "I have a balm!"

Lip Balm Jokes

Here is a list of funny lip balm jokes and even better lip balm puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Cash or check? A duck walks into a convenience store to buy lip balm. When he gets to the checkout the clerk asks "Will you be paying with cash or check?" the duck replies "Put it on my bill."
  • I've come up with a way to stop homosexuality Lip balm! - Rub it around your a**... and it keeps the chaps away
Balm joke, I've come up with a way to stop homosexuality

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about balm can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of balm puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Balm Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about balm you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bask jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make balm prank.

Women really do hold grudges over the smallest things...

My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tube of super glue. It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.

The result of a silly mistake...

Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!

Balm joke, My friends call me El Chapo...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these balm jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.