The Best 33 Ballroom Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ballroom jokes. There are some ballroom nobles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ballroom sophia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ballroom Jokes and Puns

Girls pants are like a cheap hotel...

... no ballroom.

What do a man's thong and a cheap hotel have in common?

No Ballroom

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Ballroom joke, What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

Like, a cotillion of 'em.

These pants fit like a cheap hotel...

No ballroom.


Sammy just bought a new pair of pants.

He's explaining to Dean that these pants were specially fitted for dancing.

"Ballroom?" Dean asks.

"Not much," Sammy replies.

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

Ballroom joke, Why wouldn't the man dance?

A man is dancing with a woman in a ballroom. (Soviet Joke)

He suddenly ran out to the balcony. When he came back, he was drenched.
His dancing partner asked him, "Are you wet because of the rain?"
"No," He replied, "It was the wind."

Why did the guy wear sweatpants to his prom?

Strictly Ballroom.

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

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My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, "like a cheap castle".

When I looked confused, he explained, "no ballroom"

What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No *ball*room

Why are spandex shorts called "cheap hotel pants"?

Because like a cheap hotel, there's no ballroom

Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives

His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.

Ugh, these new pants feel like a cheaply made castle.

No ballroom.

Ballroom joke, Ugh, these new pants feel like a cheaply made castle.

Tighty-whities are like cheap hotels

No ballroom.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

These skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel

No ballroom


What do cheap hotels and the jeans kids wear these days have in common ?

They have no ballroom.

A man explains to his girlfriend that his pants are especially made for dancing.

Girlfriend: Ballroom?

Man: No not much.

A man enters an elevator of a fine hotel and says "Ballroom please"

To which the lady standing in front of him replies "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

What do biker shorts and cheap hotels have in common?

No Ballroom.

A wife gave her husband a pair of jeans. He said that they were like a cheaply built castle.

"There's no ballroom."

What do small hotels and tight jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

I got this new pair of jeans and they're really stretchy so I call them my dancing pants...

because of the ballroom.

Why modern man jeans feels like a cheaply made castle?

No ballroom.

What do skinny jeans and modern houses have in common?

No ballroom

A man shuffles onto a crowded hotel elevator.

Since he couldn't press the floor button, he stated, "Ballroom please".

The lady next to him shuffles a little bit and replies "Sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

What do skinny jeans and motels have in common?

No ballroom.

What do skinny jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

There's no ballroom.

Friend told me this a couple years ago. I was reminded today, by wearing skinny jeans and tugging at my crotch the entire time.

How many debutantes can you fit in the grand ballroom of the Waldorf Astoria?

About a cotillion of 'em

A rich man brings a prostitute to a fancy party

The two enter the ballroom with arms in grasp.

The man, with a new suit, clean shave, and an outrageously expensive watch, was clearly dressed to the nines.

The prostitute, barely covered and well worked, had been payed handsomely for her time.

The two approach the bar and both order a whiskey, neat; the prim proper elderly waitress responds with a putrid gasp,

I'm sorry, I cannot serve you, as this is the punch line.

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