Ballroom Jokes

43 ballroom jokes and hilarious ballroom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ballroom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Bring some comic relief to your next dance lesson with some of the best ballroom jokes! With a regal mix of puns, witty lines, and humor about dancers, you'll be regaled cheaply in a coctail of laughter and fun! Strike up the music and have a dance-a-thon of Giggles as you enjoy these special ballroom jokes!

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Funniest Ballroom Short Jokes

Short ballroom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ballroom humour may include short ballet jokes also.

  1. Sammy just bought a new pair of pants. He's explaining to Dean that these pants were specially fitted for dancing.
    "Ballroom?" Dean asks.
    "Not much," Sammy replies.
  2. My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, "like a cheap castle". When I looked confused, he explained, "no ballroom"
  3. A man enters an elevator of a fine hotel and says "Ballroom please" To which the lady standing in front of him replies "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."
  4. A man explains to his girlfriend that his pants are especially made for dancing. Girlfriend: Ballroom?
    Man: No not much.
  5. How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria? Like, a cotillion of 'em.
  6. I got this new pair of jeans and they're really stretchy so I call them my dancing pants... because of the ballroom.
  7. Why do men in tight pants remind me of a cheap hotel? No ball-room.
  8. What do biker shorts and cheap hotels have in common? No Ballroom.
  9. How many debutantes can you fit in the grand ballroom of the Waldorf Astoria? About a cotillion of 'em
  10. These skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel No ballroom

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Ballroom One Liners

Which ballroom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ballroom? I can suggest the ones about dance floor and dance.

  1. What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room
  2. Girls pants are like a cheap hotel... ... no ballroom.
  3. What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom.
  4. Why do dancers wear loose trousers? For the ballroom
  5. These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom.
  6. What do a man's thong and a cheap hotel have in common? No Ballroom
  7. What does a pair of Levi's and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom.
  8. How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom
  9. What do skinny jeans and modern houses have in common? No ballroom
  10. Ugh, these new pants feel like a cheaply made castle. No ballroom.
  11. What do skinny jeans and motels have in common? No ballroom.
  12. Those pants are like a cheap hotel No ballroom
  13. Why modern man jeans feels like a cheaply made castle? No ballroom.
  14. Why wouldn't the man dance? His pants had no ballroom.
  15. Why did the guy wear sweatpants to his prom? Strictly Ballroom.

Ballroom Dancing Jokes

Here is a list of funny ballroom dancing jokes and even better ballroom dancing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I asked a drag queen if they like dancing... 'yes I do' they said.
    So I asked 'what do you think about Ballroom?'
    He replied 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in this dress....'
  • I think about dance the same way I think about underwear. I like lots of ballroom
Ballroom joke, I think about dance the same way I think about underwear.

Silly & Ridiculous Ballroom Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about ballroom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean line dancing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ballroom pranks.

A rich man brings a p**... to a fancy party

The two enter the ballroom with arms in grasp.

The man, with a new suit, clean shave, and an outrageously expensive watch, was clearly dressed to the nines.

The p**..., barely covered and well worked, had been payed handsomely for her time.

The two approach the bar and both order a whiskey, neat; the prim proper elderly waitress responds with a putrid gasp,
I'm sorry, I cannot serve you, as this is the punch line.

Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives

His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.

A man shuffles onto a crowded hotel elevator.

Since he couldn't press the floor button, he stated, "Ballroom please".
The lady next to him shuffles a little bit and replies "Sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

What do skinny jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

There's no ballroom.
Friend told me this a couple years ago. I was reminded today, by wearing skinny jeans and tugging at my c**... the entire time.

Ballroom joke, What do skinny jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?