The Best 12 Ballot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ballot jokes. There are some ballot candidate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ballot dnc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ballot Jokes and Puns

My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.

No way would she have done that if she were still alive.

When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders...

When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?

What do you call an election ballot in mexico?







pick-o-de-guy-o

My friend stepped in a mound of fire ants as he was dropping off his ballot last night...

He was telling me how his vision got blurry and he could hardly walk.

I first asked him if he was ok. Then I said, "that sounds like voterinterfireants to me".

What do you do with a ballot in Russia?

You *Putin* the box


I asked my blonde friend who she voted for.

She said, "I voted for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."

I said, "Why on earth would you do that?"

"On the ballot," she replied, "it said 'Vote Both Sides'"

A sleazy stripper runs for governor

After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection.

Why are Trump supporters usually first to the ballot box?

Because they're always Russian

Decided to vote today, so I bought a locket

and put my ballot in it, guess I really put my faith independant

If skynet really does exist...

... It doesn't need to take over by force, just get its name on the ballot.

2016: Russian Roulette with all chambers loaded

My wife won best in show in the crafts division

But it turns out, it was an inside job.

Her friends and family stuffed the ballot box.

Deep State Fair.

You can explore ballot primaries reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean ballot electoral dad jokes. There are also ballot puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What does Harry Potter cast to stop big oil companies?

A ballot because voting is the ONLY WAY TO CHANGE THINGS!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ballot nomination jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ballot voted piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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