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What is a good ballot joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.

No way would she have done that if she were still alive.

When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders...

When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?

What do you call an election ballot in mexico?




pick-o-de-guy-o

My friend stepped in a mound of fire ants as he was dropping off his ballot last night...

He was telling me how his vision got blurry and he could hardly walk.
I first asked him if he was ok. Then I said, "that sounds like voterinterfireants to me".

What do you do with a ballot in Russia?

You *Putin* the box

I asked my blonde friend who she voted for.

She said, "I voted for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."
I said, "Why on earth would you do that?"
"On the ballot," she replied, "it said 'Vote Both Sides'"

A s**... stripper runs for governor

After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the e**....

Why are Trump supporters usually first to the ballot box?

Because they're always Russian


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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

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