Ballot Jokes
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My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.
No way would she have done that if she were still alive.
When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders...
When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?
What do you call an election ballot in mexico?
pick-o-de-guy-o
My friend stepped in a mound of fire ants as he was dropping off his ballot last night...
He was telling me how his vision got blurry and he could hardly walk.
I first asked him if he was ok. Then I said, "that sounds like voterinterfireants to me".
What do you do with a ballot in Russia?
You *Putin* the box
I asked my blonde friend who she voted for.
She said, "I voted for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."
I said, "Why on earth would you do that?"
"On the ballot," she replied, "it said 'Vote Both Sides'"
A s**... stripper runs for governor
After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the e**....
Why are Trump supporters usually first to the ballot box?
Because they're always Russian
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