Balloon Jokes

Following is our collection of elsa humor and bladder one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Balloon puns for adults, dirty confetti jokes or clean baloon gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Balloon

I'm sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion.

She's single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.

My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon

It never really took off.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".



My 6 year old told me this.



I will show myself out now...

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just Let It Go.

As told to me by my 5 year-old daughter

why are balloons getting so expensive nowadays?

inflation


What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

My grandfather was a very intelligent man.

He was an inventor. He invented the cold air balloon. Only problem was it never really took off.

I wrote Will you marry me? on a balloon to propose to my girlfriend.

Then I chickened out at the last moment, and had to pop the question.

Meanwhile in business news...

...balloon prices are plummeting. Experts are putting it down to a poor inflation rate

Balloons For Sale!

They're 10c each or if you want them filled its 20c

Ive adjusted the price to allow for inflation.

I started a cold air balloon business.

I'm having trouble getting it off the ground.


Why did the balloon prices go up?

Because of inflation.

At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly.

It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen.

Liam Neeson was walking on a road.

He suddenly slipped and fell, twisting his knee. He looks around for some help. He sees a kid with a balloon coming towards him.

"Hey kid. Come here." He called him, asking for his help.

"Hello Liam Neeson, I see you are hurt. What happened?" He asks.

"Hurt my knee kid. Can you help me please?"

"Sure, take this." He says, handing him the balloon.

"What's this for?" Looking at him, confused.

"This is full of Heal-Liam."

what type of music does a balloon hate?

Pop music

man in a hot air balloon

A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he's lost. He lowers the balloon, spots a man down below and shouts, "Can you help me? I promised a friend I'd meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above this field, which is at 42 degrees N. latitude and 60 degrees W. longitude."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct but your information is useless and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager"

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. And the fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met but now it's somehow my fault."

"You must be an engineer"

A man is flying solo in a hot air balloon and he discovers that he is lost. He lowers altitude until he can see a guy walking through a field.

He says to the guy, "Hey, where am I"?
The guy replies, "You are in a hot air balloon about 8 feet above farmer Jack's field."
The balloon guy says, "You must be an engineer. Because you correctly answered my question but it was completely unhelpful for my situation.
The guy on the ground says, "You are right I am an engineer. And you must be a manager. Because I gave you exactly the information that you asked for and yet somehow I am now to blame for your negligent situation."

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...

She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.

Man below replied: You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.

Lady: Oh, You must be an engineer.

Man: Yes! How did you know?

Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is, I'm still lost.

Engineer: I see, then you must be in Upper Management.

Lady: Yes! How did you know?

Engineer: You don't know where you are or where you are going. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!

Two balloons were floating around a desert.

One said to the other, "look, a cactussssssssss..."


Vive la France!

A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Mexican, and a Texan are in a hot air balloon out over the ocean. They run out of propane and the balloon starts to sink. It's obvious that they aren't going to make it to land. The Frenchman gets up and says, "Vive la France!" and gallantly throws himself over the side to save the rest. But the balloon keeps dropping. The Englishman gets up and says, "God save the Queen!" and throws himself over the side. Still the balloon keeps dropping. Finally the Texan gets up and says, "Remember the Alamo!" and throws the Mexican over the side.

Ain't that the truth

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he's lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist. "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone." The man below replies, "You must work in management." "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?" "Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

Two Old Ladies

There were once two old Jewish ladies on a vacation in Israel. They are floating together out in the dead sea when one says to the other, "want a smoke?"

She replies, "Here? How?" The first lady reaches in to her bathing suit and pulls out a balloon with two cigarettes and a lighter in it. The second one asks, "What's that?"

"Oh? You don't know? It's a condom!" They smoke, relax, and enjoy themselves. After they've been floating for a while, the second old lady says,

"And where can I get this condom?"

"Just over at the drugstore, easy."

Later that day, the second old lady walks into the nearest pharmacy, goes up to the teller, and asks for a condom. The teller is a young man who is quite bemused at this bent old lady coming in to buy a condom, so he decides to yank her chain a bit.

"And what size condom would you like?"

"Oh, I dunno, big enough for a camel."

I'm going on a date with a chemical engineer this week, what are some good chemisty/engineering jokes?

Best engineering joke I've heard:

A man is walking in a field when he notices a guy adrift in a hot air balloon with no fuel. Balloon guy shouts down "A little help here?"
The man on the ground looks up and shouts "You are in a hot air balloon with no fuel, you're about 20 feet off the ground, travelling north at roughly walking pace."
The guy in the balloon shouts "Are you an engineer?"
"Yes, how did you know?"
"Well, everything you told me is factually accurate but it doesn't do me any good."
The engineer on the ground considers this and then shouts back "Are you in management?"
"Yes, how did you know?"
"You were in this predicament before I got here, I haven't done anything, and now it's my fault."

Balloons remind me of my dad

They don't come back

Two balloons

are floating in the desert. one balloon says to the other, "hey! watch out for that cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

A teacher, a nurse, and an Army man were in a hot air balloon.

The balloon was too heavy so each of them dropped something off it. The teacher dropped an apple, the nurse dropped her medical bag, and the Army man drops a grenade. After they land, they go for a walk. They come across a little girl who's crying. They ask her what's wrong and she says an apple fell out of the sky and knocked out her new puppy. Later they come across a little boy who is also crying. They ask him what's wrong and he says a bag fell from the sky and knocked out his new kitten. Then they come across a little girl who's laughing really hard. They ask her what's so funny and she says "I farted and the building behind me blew up!"

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

You must be in management!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: "'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am".
The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude".

"You must be a technician." said the balloonist.
"I am" replied the man "how did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip with your talk."

The man below responded "You must be in management".
"I am" replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fuc#ing fault

Why don't balloons do a lot drugs?

Because they think if they get to high they'll get busted.

You must be in tech support...

My aviation management professor told this to the class on the first day today:

One afternoon, a hot-air balloon pilot decides to relax and go for a ride. After a while he ends up getting lost, having no idea where he is. So he descends closer to the ground until he ends up flying by a guy outside his house.

The pilot yells down, "Hey! Where am I?!"

The guy on the ground yells back, "You're in a balloon, 50 feet above my house!"

Pilot: "You must be in tech support!"

Guy on ground: "Yeah, actually. How did you know?!"

Pilot: "Because everything you've told me is 100% true and 100% useless!"

Guy on the ground: "You must be in management!"

Pilot: "Yeah I am! How did you know?!"

Guy on the ground: "You don't have any idea where you are or where you're going. You're in the exact same position you were in before we met five seconds ago, but somehow it's my fault!"

Variation of the hot air balloon joke

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to fly to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign and held it in a building window. Their sign read: "IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at her map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how did the sign help determine their position. The pilot responded "Well the response they gave me was technically correct, but completely useless, so I knew that had to be the Microsoft building."

Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?

Because of inflation

I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday

it didn't go down very well.

Difference between I.T and management

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he's lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, Excuse me, can you tell me where I am? The man below says: Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field. You must work in Information Technology, says the balloonist. I do replies the man. How did you know? Well, says the balloonist, everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone. The man below replies, You must work in management. I do, replies the balloonist, But how'd you know? Well , says the man, you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault.

A man is flying in a hot air balloon

3. A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must be in management."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

Why are balloons expensive?

Inflation!

I'll see myself out, unless this blows up.

TIFU in a hot air balloon

... It was amazing.

Manager at work told me this one the other day. This is for all my fellow engineers!

A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says, "Yes, You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. Latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude".

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says, "You must be a manager."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going, You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

What is the worst time to hear that your loved one has died?

Right after you took a large hit from a helium balloon.

I always carry a condom in my wallet in case a date goes unexpectedly well...

that way I can impress her with my balloon animals skills.

Three men are in a hot-air balloon

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far."

So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).

15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"

One of the men says, "That must have been a mathematician."

Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"

The reply: "For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless."

Elsa

My daughter just told me this before bed.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Helium is a limited resource and we could run out of it in our lifetime...

Balloon prices are going to go sky high.

A man is flying in a hot air balloon...

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must be in management."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

The price of a balloon has really gone up recently

I think it's because of inflation

What does a hot air balloon and a homeless person have in common

No visible means of support

If I bought a balloon for $0.99...

How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?

There was a family of balloons...

Daddy Balloon, Mummy Balloon, and Baby Balloon.

One night, Baby Balloon crept into his parents' bedroom. He carefully undid Daddy's knot and deflated him a little.
Then he did the same to Mummy. Then he undid his own knot and let some air out.

The next morning Daddy Balloon confronted him.

"Baby Balloon, we are very disappointed in you. You let me down. You let your mother down. But worst of all...

You let yourself down!"

A man from Egypt, a man from Paris and a man from Liverpool are all on a hot air balloon ride

The man from Egypt says "we're in Egypt! I can see the beautiful pyramids". A while later the man from Paris says "we're in Paris! I can see the Eiffel Tower from here". Next, the man from Liverpool spoke. He said "we're in Liverpool! I can see someone stealing my car!".

My math teacher told me this one today

Two guys were flying over the Sahara Desert in a hot air balloon. They were completely lost, and had no way to find out where to go to get to civilization.

Suddenly, they see a man walking on the ground. Thinking they may be close to some kind of settlement, one guy calls down to the man:

"HEY! WHERE ARE WE?!"

The two in the balloon wait what seems like forever, until finally the man calls back:

"IN THE DESERT!" and the man was then lost from their sight.

"What an idiot," said one man.

"He's not an idiot," said the second man, "He's just a mathematician."

"A mathematician? How could you know that?"

"Three reasons. One, it takes forever for the answer. Second, he's 100% correct, and third, the information he provided was completely useless."

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support.




(My son found that in a children's joke book)

I had an interview for a party supplies store where I had to inflate a balloon as a test...

...I blew it :(

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!"

This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

I really regret getting a bigger air balloon for my business...

I have too much overhead now.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

First post please be nice

And English man a Chinese man and an Australian man were in a hot air balloon and it started to got down, the English man said quick we need to get rid of stuff we don't need so he throws out a tea pot and a mug, and says "we have to many of these in our country" the Chinese man throws out some chop sticks and noodles and says "we have to many of these in our country" then the Australian man picks up the Chinese man throws him out and promptly says "we have to many of these in our country"

What do you put in a female balloon?

Shelium.

The kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight.

I'm just going to update my Facebook status while waiting for the kettle to boil.

A baby balloon is put to bed by his balloon Mum and Dad....

Baby balloon can't sleep so he sneaks into his parents bedroom and as a prank he lets a little bit of air out of both of them. Fearing they will suspect him he lets a little air out of himself and goes to sleep. The next morning his parents come straight into his room. Daddy balloon says "now listen here son, you've let me down, you've let your mother down and worst of all you've let yourself down. I'm telling you now, if you do it again I'll burst ye!"

A mummy balloon, daddy balloon and baby balloon are watching TV...

When the parents announce they are ready for bed, but the baby balloon is OK to stay up a little while longer. They head off to bed, and an hour later, baby balloon finishes his show, and goes to the bedroom.

As they are balloons and have no real sources of income, they live in a 1 bedroom apartment, and have to share a bed. The baby balloon tries to get into bed, but mummy balloon and daddy balloon are just so big that he can't squeeze in. So, he goes to daddy balloon, unties his knot and lets out a little air, and tries getting into bed again: Still not enough room. He then goes to mummy balloon and unties her knot and lets a little air out: A little better, but still not enough. So, he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and is able to fit comfortably into bed.

The next morning, baby balloon wakes up to find his parents are not there. He goes into the kitchen to find mummy and daddy balloon sitting at the table looking pretty angry.

Daddy balloon says, 'Son, we are pretty upset about what you did last night. You let me down, you let your mother down, but worst of all, you let yourself down.'

If you should ever want to know your Dolphin name,

Just lick your finger then rub a balloon

What do you do for a sick balloon?

You helium up.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

He wanted to be a pop star.

Three men are in a balloon...

an Australian, an American and a Terrorist. The balloon is being weighed down so the Australian says, "My country has to much Vegemite" and threw a jar of Vegemite over the side. The American says, "My country has to many Hot Dogs" and threw a Hot dog over the side. Still the hot air balloon is to heavy so the Terrorist says, "My country has to many bombs" and threw a bomb over the side. Later when the men are walking they came across a woman in tears, they stopped to ask what the matter was, "I was taking my cat to the Vet for a check up and a jar of Vegemite fell on its head and it died". After consoling her the three men went on. Not to long after they came across a homeless man looking very happy, they asked him what he was so happy about and he answered, "God answered my prayer, he dropped a Hot Dog into my hands". Later on the men were walking and they came across a man laughing his head off. The three men asked him "Whats so funny?" and he answered "I was watching TV, and i farted so hard that my whole house blew up"

A Family of Balloons

There was once a family of balloons; Balloon Dad, Balloon Mum and Balloon Jr. As Balloon Jr was only very young he was still getting used to sleeping the whole night in his own bed. Mum and Dad would always say that he is now too big and he simply must stay in his own bed! One night Balloon Jr just couldn't take it anymore he HAD to sleep in his parents bed so he crept in to their room, but looking up at the bed he could see that there really wasn't enough room for him to fit in. To solve this problem he decides to let a little air out of his dad, a little air out of his mum and quite a lot of air out of himself. The next morning the parents are very disappointed, Balloon Mum says to Balloon Jr

"You've let me down, you've let your father down, but most of all, you've let yourself down."

What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a balloon?

*Pop*

Hot-Air Balloon

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour

ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of you, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Our local council said they are going to get all the coins out of the wishing well and put them into a balloon.

Talk about getting everyone's hopes up.

Don't Eat Too Many Lollipops

A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eat too many lollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?" His mother says, "Because something bad will happen! Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop!" The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points to her belly smiling and says, "I know what you've been doing!"

French Joke (translated)

A Frenchman, an American, and an Arab are on a hot air balloon.
The hot air ballon wouldn't lift-off as there was too much weight, so the three friends agree on throwing off anything that is plentiful in their respective countries. The rich American goes forth and throws away piles on piles of dollars, stating that "There are too many in my country".
The Arab goes next and throws off tons of gold, his gold watch, bars, etc. stating that "There is too much of it in my country!"
Next goes the Frenchman...
He pushes the Arab off stating that "There are too many sulking in the streets of my country!"
The hot air balloon then wafts through the air majestically.

Hot Air Baloon

A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He lowers the balloon and shouts to a man he sees "Hey! I'm late for an appointment can you tell me where I am?!"

As he comes in closer the man below shouts back, "You're in hot air balloon about thirty feet off the ground!".

"You must be some kind of analyst!" says the balloonist.

"Why?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "what you said is technically correct but it's not any help at all!"

The man below says, "Oh, YOU must be some kind of manager!"

"How'd you know?!"

"Well you're lost and don't know what to do, you made a commitment you can't keep and while you're right where you were before we met now somehow it's my fault!"

A physicist insisted on his wife giving birth on a hot air balloon.

When his son turned out to be a shame on the family, he told him: "You had so much potential!"

The last time I made a chick moist....

was a water balloon fight in 4th grade.

I don't think that balloons can be inflated.

Lost balloonist.

There's a colonel flying a hot air balloon and he's completely lost. He comes across a SgtMaj yelling at some people in a field and he's all like "Can you tell me where I am?"

the SgtMaj replies "You're about 20" off the deck in central Iowa."

The colonel quips "You must be a SgtMaj".

Slightly intrigued, the SgtMaj says, "Why yes I am, how'd you know?"

to which the colonel says "Because although everything you have said is technically correct, you haven't helped me at all".

The SgtMaj thinks for a moment then says "Oh, I understand now, you must be the new colonel".

"Why yes, I am. Was it my keen insight and projected leadership that gave it away?" asks the colonel.

"No" says the SgtMaj "You're just as lost now as you were 10 minutes ago, but now it's my fault."

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back is was meant to be.

That was definitely not a balloon.

Why shouldn't you let Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go

Outnumbered 6 to 5, John brought grenades to a water balloon fight.

"Isn't that a little... excessive?"
"No, I'm just trying to level the playing field.

Instead of a blue or pink balloon for a gender reveal..

A piggy bank should be smashed revealing $1 for a boy or 78 cents for a girl.

Why don't Balloons do drugs?

Because they are afraid that the will get high and get busted

Hey! What's up?

A heartwarming animated film about a boy, an old man, and his dog who all fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.

I was going to invest in a hot air balloon.....

but it's a bit up in the air at the moment

A little boy is always biting his nails...

A little boy is always biting his nails. In the end his mom gets angry and says, "If you continue to bite your nails you'll get bigger and bigger and bigger until you blow up like a balloon!" A few days later the little boy is on the bus when a very pregnant woman sits opposite him. After a few minutes the lady realizes that the little boy is staring at her. "Do you know me?" she asks. "No," says the boy. "But I know what you've been doing."

So there is a dad balloon, a mum balloon, and a son balloon.

The son balloon gets a scary nightmare so he goes to sleep with his mum and dad. The mum and dad take up too much of the bed so he can't sleep there. He comes up with a plan and let's a little bit of air out of both the balloons and sleeps in between them.

Next morning, the dad and mum balloon have a talk with the son balloon. They say son, you've really let us down

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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