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Balloon Birthday Jokes

8 balloon birthday jokes and hilarious balloon birthday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about balloon birthday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Balloon Birthday Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good balloon birthday joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother.

It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.

I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday

it didn't go down very well.

So my family and I go past a nursing home...

There are balloons on the sign. My wife says "maybe someone had a birthday", my daughter says "maybe it's for a fundraiser", and then my son says "maybe someone they didn't like died and they are celebrating"

Why did no one give Elsa a balloon for her birthday?

Because she'll just Let It Go.
told to me by a 7yo that thought it was the funniest thing they've ever heard.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Blowing up a Balloon.

My niece had a p**... baby that spent 2 weeks on a ventilator because her lungs were not fully developed yet. She continued to have breathing problems as a toddler and needed to you inhalers to get enough oxygen.
On her 3rd birthday, she insisted on helping her mom decorate for her party. And despite her chronic breathing issues, that little girl was able to blow up a balloon faster than the entire United States Air Force.

Woman: I need a couple balloons of Eminem for my sons birthday, it's in an hour.

Worker: so you're telling me... I only got one shot?

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday p**....

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