Balloon Animal Jokes

Funniest Balloon Animal Short Jokes

Short balloon animal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The balloon animal humour may include short balloon jokes also.

1. I'm sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion. She's single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.
2. Some people say that it's wrong to fill up balloon animals with helium. But whatever floats your goat.
3. What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it? A balloon animal!
4. Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
5. Hey! What's up? A heartwarming animated film about a boy, an old man, and his dog who all fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.
6. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
   A creature that stinks to high heaven.
7. I always carry a c**... in my wallet in case a date goes unexpectedly well... that way I can impress her with my balloon animals skills.

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Balloon Animal One Liners

Which balloon animal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with balloon animal? I can suggest the ones about hot air balloon and helium balloons.

1. varicose veins are... ...the balloon animals of the circulatory system!
2. What kind of pets do clowns have? Balloon animals!
3. Requests for balloon animals in parties are almost always inflated
4. What do you call a balloon animal made out of a c**...? A t**... horse.

Balloon Animal Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about balloon animal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stuffed animal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make balloon animal pranks.