The Best 5 Ballon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ballon jokes. There are some ballon lama jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ballon confetti puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ballon Jokes and Puns

A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me

So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers.

I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal...

It really was a waste of time.

(Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)

A Scotsman, and Englishman, and a Chinese man take a hotair ballon ride over the UK...

As they take off, the Scotsman gazes down and marvels "Ahh my beautiful Scotland!"

As the cross the border the Englishman gazes down and says "Ahh my beautiful England!"

The Chinese man takes out a saucer, throws it over the side and says "Ahh my beautiful china!"

2 Ballons

2 ballons are walking in a desert and the first one says "Hey! Watch out there's a cactusssssssss....". And the second one says "Where's the cactussssssss..".

A guy was selling ballons.

$1 for the ballon

And extra $0.50 to have it blown up (to allow for inflation)


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ballon molotov jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ballon lebanon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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