Ballon Jokes

Following is our collection of inflatable humor and lama one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ballon puns for adults, dirty ballerinas jokes or clean confetti gags for kids.

There is an abundance of molotov jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on ballon. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any lebanon witze you can hear about ballon.

The Best jokes about Ballon

A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me

So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers.

I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal...

It really was a waste of time.

(Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)

A Scotsman, and Englishman, and a Chinese man take a hotair ballon ride over the UK...

As they take off, the Scotsman gazes down and marvels "Ahh my beautiful Scotland!"


As the cross the border the Englishman gazes down and says "Ahh my beautiful England!"


The Chinese man takes out a saucer, throws it over the side and says "Ahh my beautiful china!"

French Joke (translated)

A Frenchman, an American, and an Arab are on a hot air balloon.
The hot air ballon wouldn't lift-off as there was too much weight, so the three friends agree on throwing off anything that is plentiful in their respective countries. The rich American goes forth and throws away piles on piles of dollars, stating that "There are too many in my country".
The Arab goes next and throws off tons of gold, his gold watch, bars, etc. stating that "There is too much of it in my country!"
Next goes the Frenchman...
He pushes the Arab off stating that "There are too many sulking in the streets of my country!"
The hot air balloon then wafts through the air majestically.

2 Ballons

2 ballons are walking in a desert and the first one says "Hey! Watch out there's a cactusssssssss....". And the second one says "Where's the cactussssssss..".


A guy was selling ballons.

$1 for the ballon

And extra $0.50 to have it blown up (to allow for inflation)

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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