Ballon Jokes
6 ballon jokes and hilarious ballon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ballon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Fun Ballon Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
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A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me
So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers.
I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal...
It really was a waste of time.
(Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)
A Scotsman, and Englishman, and a Chinese man take a hotair ballon ride over the UK...
As they take off, the Scotsman gazes down and marvels "Ahh my beautiful Scotland!"
As the cross the border the Englishman gazes down and says "Ahh my beautiful England!"
The Chinese man takes out a saucer, throws it over the side and says "Ahh my beautiful china!"
Most people can no longer offered to have birthday ballon animals
the cost of inflation has just become way too high
2 Ballons
2 ballons are walking in a desert and the first one says "Hey! Watch out there's a cactusssssssss....". And the second one says "Where's the cactussssssss..".
A guy was selling ballons.
$1 for the ballon
And extra $0.50 to have it blown up (to allow for inflation)
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