Ballistic Missiles Jokes
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I liked it better when Donald Trump used to say "you're fired" to people
instead of to inter-continental ballistic missiles.
Don't you love it when you get beautiful texts from someone that cares about you?
So eloquently written, it ties your stomach in knots. Writing so succinct and captivating it gets your heart pounding and racing. Using words that convey such great ideas. I got one like that one today. It read
"Ballistic missile threat inbound to Hawaii. Seek immediate shelter. This is not a drill."
Truly powerful words. They **blew** me away
I got an emergency alert about an incoming missile on my phone today.
When I got it I went intercontinentally ballistic.
Did you hear about the old intercontinental ballistic missile that couldn't get hard...
He had projectile dysfunction.
What happened when the missile found out her BF was cheating?
She went ballistic. Totally used the nuclear option.
North Korea launches ballistic missile
Oops. Bad sub.
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