Ballistic Jokes

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The Best jokes about Ballistic

I did an exam on marijuana and ballistic weaponry.

Scored high on the first part, but bombed the second.

I liked it better when Donald Trump used to say "you're fired" to people

instead of to inter-continental ballistic missiles.

Don't you love it when you get beautiful texts from someone that cares about you?

So eloquently written, it ties your stomach in knots. Writing so succinct and captivating it gets your heart pounding and racing. Using words that convey such great ideas. I got one like that one today. It read




"Ballistic missile threat inbound to Hawaii. Seek immediate shelter. This is not a drill."

Truly powerful words. They **blew** me away

I got an emergency alert about an incoming missile on my phone today.

When I got it I went intercontinentally ballistic.

Did you hear about the old intercontinental ballistic missile that couldn't get hard...

He had projectile dysfunction.


Did you hear about the guy at the gun store who got fired?

He went ballistic.

Did you hear about the apartment building that got blown up? There were roomers everywhere.

Bob: Do you know why my pool exploded?
Joe: Na.

Did you hear about the power plant employee that went on a shooting spree? People say he went melted down and went nuclear.

What did the gun say to the bullet?

Go ballistic!

My bullet proof vest is...

Going ballistic

What happened when the missile found out her BF was cheating?

She went ballistic. Totally used the nuclear option.

What do you call a ballistic device that only fires birds?

A catapoultry.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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