The Best 11 Ballistic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ballistic jokes. There are some ballistic usb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ballistic missile puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ballistic Jokes and Puns

I did an exam on marijuana and ballistic weaponry.

Scored high on the first part, but bombed the second.

A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting...

A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.

The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.

The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.

The statistician yells "We got him!"

I liked it better when Donald Trump used to say "you're fired" to people

instead of to inter-continental ballistic missiles.

Ballistic joke, I liked it better when Donald Trump used to say "you're fired" to people

Don't you love it when you get beautiful texts from someone that cares about you?

So eloquently written, it ties your stomach in knots. Writing so succinct and captivating it gets your heart pounding and racing. Using words that convey such great ideas. I got one like that one today. It read

"Ballistic missile threat inbound to Hawaii. Seek immediate shelter. This is not a drill."

Truly powerful words. They **blew** me away

I got an emergency alert about an incoming missile on my phone today.

When I got it I went intercontinentally ballistic.


Did you hear about the old intercontinental ballistic missile that couldn't get hard...

He had projectile dysfunction.

What did the gun say to the bullet?

Go ballistic!

Ballistic joke, What did the gun say to the bullet?

Did you hear about the guy at the gun store who got fired?

He went ballistic.

Did you hear about the apartment building that got blown up? There were roomers everywhere.

Bob: Do you know why my pool exploded?
Joe: Na.

Did you hear about the power plant employee that went on a shooting spree? People say he went melted down and went nuclear.

My bullet proof vest is...

Going ballistic

What happened when the missile found out her BF was cheating?

She went ballistic. Totally used the nuclear option.

What do you call a ballistic device that only fires birds?

A catapoultry.

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