Ballet Jokes

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Funniest Ballet Short Jokes

Short ballet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ballet humour may include short ballerina jokes also.

1. I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe.
   I said,"Why don't they just get taller dancers?"
2. The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name for his invention. Finally he put tu and tu together.
3. After seeing his first ballet at age 6, his parents asked him how he liked it. It was good, but you know all those girls who were on their tippy-toes? Why don't they just get *taller girls?*
4. You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?
5. Why did the dinner roll and her friends go to so many ballet recitals? Because they were in abundance.
6. I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor.
7. The difference between a nutcracker and a nutbuster. The nutcracker is a ballet performance like Swan Lake. Whereas a nutbuster is the lesbian scene from Black swan.
8. Two friends were walking by the ballet museum... When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?"
   To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
9. What's the difference between a pastry doing a tap dance and a lot of pastries doing ballet? Abundance.
10. After DiCaprio got brain damage, he decided to quit acting and become a ballet dancer. What a leotard.

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Ballet One Liners

Which ballet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ballet? I can suggest the ones about ballroom and dance.

1. Why can't cows do ballet? Because they lactose.
2. Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?
3. Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet? The people in charge of that decision.
4. I used to buy second hand ballet equipment from ebay I still do but I used tutu.
5. Who Told The Gorilla That He Couldn't Go To The Ballet? The Zoo worker at Cincinnati Zoo.
6. My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university. She got a (2:2)
7. I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe.
8. What do you call a fat ballet dancer who has the high ground? Obeseswan.
9. Just got my degree in ballet... I only got a 2:2
10. I asked the radio dj if they could play Spandau Ballet They gave me gold!
11. Which ballet is the most uncomfortable for guys to have to sit through? The Nutcracker.
12. Why are ballet dancers always tiptoeing? They should just find taller dancers instead!
13. What does ballet and What's Eating Gilbert Grape have in common? Leotard.
14. What was Rudolf Hess' favorite band? Spandau Ballet
15. Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.

Nutcracker Ballet Jokes

Here is a list of funny nutcracker ballet jokes and even better nutcracker ballet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's a transgender's favourite ballet? The Nutcracker

Ballet Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about ballet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dance moves jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ballet pranks.