The Best 25 Ballet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ballet jokes. There are some ballet practice jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ballet seesaw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ballet Jokes and Puns

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet?

The people in charge of that decision.

Universities have the strangest degrees now, have you heard about the degree in Ballet?

It's so hard that they all get tutus.

My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university.

She got a (2:2)

Ballet joke, My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university.

What was Rudolf Hess' favorite band?

Spandau Ballet

I tried ballet,

but I never got the pointe.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

After seeing his first ballet at age 6, his parents asked him how he liked it.

It was good, but you know all those girls who were on their tippy-toes? Why don't they just get *taller girls?*

Ballet joke, After seeing his first ballet at age 6, his parents asked him how he liked it.

Two friends were walking by the ballet museum...

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?"

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What does ballet and What's Eating Gilbert Grape have in common?


Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers?

You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes.

Why don't they just get taller girls?

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I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer...

Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor.

After DiCaprio got brain damage, he decided to quit acting and become a ballet dancer.

What a leotard.

I went to see the ballet, and..

..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe.

I said,"Why don't they just get taller dancers?"

I used to buy second hand ballet equipment from ebay

I still do but I used tutu.

Who Told The Gorilla That He Couldn't Go To The Ballet?

The Zoo worker at Cincinnati Zoo.

Ballet joke, Who Told The Gorilla That He Couldn't Go To The Ballet?

Why are ballet dancers always tiptoeing?

They should just find taller dancers instead!

Just got my degree in ballet...

I only got a 2:2

Why did the dinner roll and her friends go to so many ballet recitals?

Because they were in abundance.

What's the difference between a pastry doing a tap dance and a lot of pastries doing ballet?


The difference between a nutcracker and a nutbuster. The nutcracker is a ballet performance like Swan Lake.

Whereas a nutbuster is the lesbian scene from Black Swan.

What did the hooker wear to her ballet performance?

A prosti-tutu

Which ballet is the most uncomfortable for guys to have to sit through?

The Nutcracker.

I asked the radio dj if they could play Spandau Ballet

They gave me gold!

What do you call a fat ballet dancer who has the high ground?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ballet steroid jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ballet radian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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