Ballerinas Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit jokes. They include Ballerinas puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Ballerinas

Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?

So they don't wake up the audience!

Today is a ballerinas favorite day...

Its 2-2

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

If dancers have two eyes then what do ballerinas have?

Two too.

What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week

Tu-Tu Tuesday


I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses.

I just put two and two together.

I like to randomly throw things at ballerinas.

Keeps them on their toes.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

...5,6,7,8!

My SO thinks this is a very funny joke... is it?

Q: Where do ballerinas go to get their torrents?

A: The Pirouette Bay

It confuses me why ballerinas are always on their tippy-toes

If they just hired taller dancers they wouldn't have to be.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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