The Best 12 Ballerinas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ballerinas jokes. There are some ballerinas pointe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ballerinas preschooler puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ballerinas Jokes and Puns

Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?

So they don't wake up the audience!

Today is a ballerinas favorite day...

Its 2-2

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Ballerinas joke, Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

If dancers have two eyes then what do ballerinas have?

Two too.

What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week

Tu-Tu Tuesday


I never get into arguments with ballerinas

they always have a strong point

I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses.

I just put two and two together.

Ballerinas joke, I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses.

I like to randomly throw things at ballerinas.

Keeps them on their toes.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

...5,6,7,8!

My SO thinks this is a very funny joke... is it?

Q: Where do ballerinas go to get their torrents?

A: The Pirouette Bay

It confuses me why ballerinas are always on their tippy-toes

If they just hired taller dancers they wouldn't have to be.

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What do you call a slideshow of ballerinas?

Power pointe!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ballerinas taller jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ballerinas alto piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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