Ballerina Jokes
37 ballerina jokes and hilarious ballerina puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ballerina that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ballerina Short Jokes
Short ballerina jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ballerina humour may include short ballet jokes also.
- My daughter was always dropping hints about wanting to be a ballerina. I just never put tu and tu together.
- A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear... But I just couldn't put tu and tu together.
- How can you tell if a ballerina hasn't taken a bath in a while? She does a split and sticks to the floor.
- A ballerina stretches her legs out on the bar. The bartender says "That's really impressive, but you still have to pay".
- What do you call the costume of a ballerina with one leg? A one-one
- How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...5,6,7,8!
- Thw detective knew immediately which ballerina was the killer. Because guilty feet have got no rhythm.
- My SO thinks this is a very funny joke... is it? Q: Where do ballerinas go to get their torrents?
A: The Pirouette Bay - I met a ballerina in Warsaw last week, I thought she was super classy turns out she's just a Pole dancer
- What's red and white and can't turn around in an elevator? A ballerina with a javelin through her head.
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Ballerina One Liners
Which ballerina one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ballerina? I can suggest the ones about dancer and gymnast.
- Why do ballerinas dance on their toes? So they don't wake up the audience!
- My wife is a demanding ballerina She keeps me on my toes.
- If a firefighter has 2 eyes, then what does a ballerina have? Two, too
- Today is a ballerinas favorite day... Its 2-2
- Why are ballerinas so vigilant? They are always kept on their toes.
- What do you call a short ballerina in 2017? A midget spinner.
- If dancers have two eyes then what do ballerinas have? Two too.
- What does a fat ballerina wear? A three-three
- What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week Tu-Tu Tuesday
- I never get into arguments with ballerinas they always have a strong point
- What day of the year is a ballerina's favorite? 2/2
- I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses. I just put two and two together.
- I like to randomly throw things at ballerinas. Keeps them on their toes.
- What does a fat ballerina wear? A 4-4.
- How does the footless ballerina twirl around? Widdershins.
Amusing Ballerina Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about ballerina you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheerleader jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ballerina pranks.
A woman with hairy armpits enters a bar..
She sits at the end of the bar and raises her arm to call the bartender and a drunkard would say, "Hey, bartender.. give the ballerina a beer on me.."
This happened two more times and the bartender finally asks, "Tell me, I'm curious.. What makes you say that the woman at the end of the bar is a ballerina? "
The drunkard shrugs and says, "Any woman that could lift her leg that high must be a ballerina."
The Ballerina
This n**..., sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman c**... it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"
The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"
Russians are very flexible, and are world-class ballerinas, figure skaters, and gymnasts
They use their flexibility in other ways, too! It's the only country where there are regularly suicides with bullets to the *back* of the head.
Two Soviet commandos were crawling through a minefield.
Ivanka was leading Vladimir through a belly-crawl in a minefield.
Vladimir spoke, "Ivanka, your mother must have been a ballerina."
"Why?"
"Because of your beautiful legs."
Ivanka replied, "And your father must have been a farmer."
"Why?"
"Because of the deep furrow you're leaving."
