The Best 22 Ballerina Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ballerina jokes. There are some ballerina slurs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ballerina ballet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ballerina Jokes and Puns

Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?

So they don't wake up the audience!

A woman with hairy armpits enters a bar..

She sits at the end of the bar and raises her arm to call the bartender and a drunkard would say, "Hey, bartender.. give the ballerina a beer on me.."

This happened two more times and the bartender finally asks, "Tell me, I'm curious.. What makes you say that the woman at the end of the bar is a ballerina? "

The drunkard shrugs and says, "Any woman that could lift her leg that high must be a ballerina."

The Ballerina

This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"

Ballerina joke, The Ballerina

My daughter was always dropping hints about wanting to be a ballerina.

I just never put tu and tu together.

If a firefighter has 2 eyes, then what does a ballerina have?

Two, too


Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

What do you call a short ballerina in 2017?

A midget spinner.

Ballerina joke, What do you call a short ballerina in 2017?

What does a fat ballerina wear?

A three-three

Two Soviet commandos were crawling through a minefield.

Ivanka was leading Vladimir through a belly-crawl in a minefield.

Vladimir spoke, "Ivanka, your mother must have been a ballerina."

"Why?"

"Because of your beautiful legs."

Ivanka replied, "And your father must have been a farmer."

"Why?"

"Because of the deep furrow you're leaving."

What does a fat ballerina wear?

A 4-4.

How can you tell if a ballerina hasn't taken a bath in a while?

She does a split and sticks to the floor.

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How does the footless ballerina twirl around?

Widdershins.

A ballerina stretches her legs out on the bar.

The bartender says "That's really impressive, but you still have to pay".

What do you call the costume of a ballerina with one leg?

A one-one

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

...5,6,7,8!

I met a ballerina in Warsaw last week, I thought she was super classy

turns out she's just a Pole dancer

Ballerina joke, I met a ballerina in Warsaw last week, I thought she was super classy

Thw detective knew immediately which ballerina was the killer.

Because guilty feet have got no rhythm.

What's red and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A ballerina with a javelin through her head.

A ballerina on trial went before the judge

The judge asked if she was willing to take plea deal A or plea deal B.
After much deliberation with her lawyer
She said she'd like to pliΓ©


Happy Ballerina Day!!!

It's 2/2.

How do you make a great ballerina dress?

You put tu and tu together

Balance sheet

worries of both the accountant and ballerina

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