Ballerina Jokes

Following is our collection of zwei funnies and slurs chistes working better than reddit jokes. They include Ballerina puns for adults, dirty pointe jokes or clean ballet gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Ballerina

Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?

So they don't wake up the audience!

A woman with hairy armpits enters a bar..

She sits at the end of the bar and raises her arm to call the bartender and a drunkard would say, "Hey, bartender.. give the ballerina a beer on me.."

This happened two more times and the bartender finally asks, "Tell me, I'm curious.. What makes you say that the woman at the end of the bar is a ballerina? "

The drunkard shrugs and says, "Any woman that could lift her leg that high must be a ballerina."

The Ballerina

This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"

My daughter was always dropping hints about wanting to be a ballerina.

I just never put tu and tu together.

This woman walks into a bar.

She has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits.
She sits down raises her arm and says,"Bartender I would like a drink."
Theres an old drunk sitting next to her.
Slurring he says,"Barkeep I would like to buy the ballerina a drink."
She accepts,drinks it,raises her arm again to get the bartender's attention, and orders another.
The old man says,"Barkeep, you just keep giving the ballerina anything she wants"
Finally, the bartender goes over to the drunk and says,"Sir that nice of you, but how do you know she's a ballerina?"
The old man answers ,"Son, you don't get to be my age without learning that only ballerinas can lift their legs that high."


If a firefighter has 2 eyes, then what does a ballerina have?

Two, too

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

What do you call a short ballerina in 2017?

A midget spinner.

Ballerina

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in England. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina' ?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."

What does a fat ballerina wear?

A three-three

Two Soviet commandos were crawling through a minefield.

Ivanka was leading Vladimir through a belly-crawl in a minefield.

Vladimir spoke, "Ivanka, your mother must have been a ballerina."

"Why?"

"Because of your beautiful legs."

Ivanka replied, "And your father must have been a farmer."

"Why?"

"Because of the deep furrow you're leaving."


What does a fat ballerina wear?

A 4-4.

How can you tell if a ballerina hasn't taken a bath in a while?

She does a split and sticks to the floor.

A ballerina stretches her legs out on the bar.

The bartender says "That's really impressive, but you still have to pay".

How does the footless ballerina twirl around?

Widdershins.

What do you call the costume of a ballerina with one leg?

A one-one

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

...5,6,7,8!

Thw detective knew immediately which ballerina was the killer.

Because guilty feet have got no rhythm.

I met a ballerina in Warsaw last week, I thought she was super classy

turns out she's just a Pole dancer


A ballerina on trial went before the judge

The judge asked if she was willing to take plea deal A or plea deal B.
After much deliberation with her lawyer
She said she'd like to pliΓ©

Balance sheet

worries of both the accountant and ballerina

What's red and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A ballerina with a javelin through her head.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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