The Best 12 Baller Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baller jokes. There are some baller theta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baller melon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baller Jokes and Puns

Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?

So they don't wake up the audience!

The Ballerina

This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"

What's the difference between a paintball player and a skydiver?

A paint baller goes *SPLAT* Dang!

A skydiver goes Dang! *SPLAT*

Baller joke, What's the difference between a paintball player and a skydiver?

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

How can you tell if a ballerina hasn't taken a bath in a while?

She does a split and sticks to the floor.


A ballerina stretches her legs out on the bar.

The bartender says "That's really impressive, but you still have to pay".

My friend denies that the earth is flat.

What a baller.

Baller joke, My friend denies that the earth is flat.

What do you call Lonzo when he's sad that he only sold 400 Big Baller Shoes?

Alonzo Mourning

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

...5,6,7,8!

A ballerina on trial went before the judge

The judge asked if she was willing to take plea deal A or plea deal B.
After much deliberation with her lawyer
She said she'd like to pliΓ©

What do you call a cantaloupe with a lot of money?

A melon baller

You can explore baller basketball reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean baller footballer dad jokes. There are also baller puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Who's the greatest baller of all time?

Pontius Pilate, he once crossed a guy up so bad he died

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baller lam jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working baller gourd piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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