Baller Jokes
10 baller jokes and hilarious baller puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baller that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?
So they don't wake up the audience!
The Ballerina
This n**..., sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman c**... it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"
The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"
What's the difference between a paintball player and a skydiver?
A paint baller goes *SPLAT* Dang!
A skydiver goes Dang! *SPLAT*
Why are ballerinas so vigilant?
They are always kept on their toes.
"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl.."
"Ok, that's three," interrupted the genie.
How can you tell if a ballerina hasn't taken a bath in a while?
She does a split and sticks to the floor.
A ballerina stretches her legs out on the bar.
The bartender says "That's really impressive, but you still have to pay".
My friend denies that the earth is flat.
What a baller.
What do you call Lonzo when he's sad that he only sold 400 Big Baller Shoes?
Alonzo Mourning
How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
...5,6,7,8!
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