Baller Jokes

Following is our collection of basketball humor and theta one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Baller puns for adults, dirty footballer jokes or clean melon gags for kids.

There is an abundance of lam jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on baller. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any gourd witze you can hear about baller.

The Best jokes about Baller

Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?

So they don't wake up the audience!

The Ballerina

This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Ballerina

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in England. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina' ?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."

How can you tell if a ballerina hasn't taken a bath in a while?

She does a split and sticks to the floor.


A ballerina stretches her legs out on the bar.

The bartender says "That's really impressive, but you still have to pay".

My friend denies that the earth is flat.

What a baller.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

...5,6,7,8!

What do you call Lonzo when he's sad that he only sold 400 Big Baller Shoes?

Alonzo Mourning

A ballerina on trial went before the judge

The judge asked if she was willing to take plea deal A or plea deal B.
After much deliberation with her lawyer
She said she'd like to pliΓ©

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