Ball Sack Jokes
10 ball sack jokes and hilarious ball sack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ball sack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Ball Sack Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good ball sack joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I asked my friend if he would ever dare to shave his n**... with a straight razor
He said he tried it once while in college, but it was so bad that he hasn't got the b**... to try it again.
There was this girl I liked in kindergarten..
One day it was nap time and I gained enough nerve to sleep next to her. She didn't do anything. The next day at nap time I decided to kiss her on the forehead and sleep under her blanket. Again, she didn't do anything The next day at nap time I put my b**... on her face. Let's just say that's the end of my teaching career.
My girlfriend just punched me in the b**...
Not what I meant when I said time to hit the sack.
Let's hear best "Confucius Say" jokes you got
My first Confucius Say joke was this:
>Confucius Says...Crowded Elevator Smell Different to Midget
Today while shaving in the shower I came up with this one
>Confucius Says...Man who shave n**... with straight razor will not have a ball
What is the French term for blue b**...?
Sack Le Bleu
Did you hear about the guy who never forgot a single b**... he saw?
He had scrotal recall.
Am I getting under your skin? The only skin you'll be getting under is my b**....
My grandad found a huge lump in his b**... this morning.
Turns out it was just his knee.
I used to have a job as a ball bag...
... until I hot the sack
The Oldman and curious the teenager.....
One day a teenager working at a mall had noticed that an Oldman working in one of the shops went to the bathroom carrying an empty cup around 10am. After observing the Oldman for a number of weeks the teenager found that the Oldman always carried an empty cup with him to the bathroom.
Overcome with curiosity the teenager decided one day to ask "Oldman, I don't understand you. Everyday you have gone to the bathroom carrying an empty cup...."
The Oldman interrupted the teenager "Son, when you're old like me you'll understand."
The teenager retorted "Come on Oldman, just tell me, What's the empty cup for?"
The Oldman replied "Son, no man likes a wet b**...."
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