Balkans Jokes

Following is our collection of yugoslavia humor and instrumental one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Balkans puns for adults, dirty sustainable jokes or clean villages gags for kids.

There is an abundance of representative jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on balkans. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any nato witze you can hear about balkans.

The Best jokes about Balkans

God calls in an Albanian, a Grecian, and a Serbian for a quick reckoning.

God has realized that things aren't going so well in the general vicinity of the Balkans so he calls up an Albanian, a Grecian, and a Serbian to convince them to change their ways.
First he calls in the Grecian and says to them, "Your people have become so lazy in recent years! You're ruining everything I gave you! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Grecian runs out crying and afraid for the future of their people.
The Serbian is called in and God says, "Your people have been really aggressive and racist in recent years! You're ruining everything I gave you! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Serbian runs out fuming and angered about the future of their people.
The Albanian is finally called in and God says, "Your people are such thieves! You're stealing everything I gave to everyone else! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Albanian comes out smiling and the Grecian and Serbian ask them, "Didn't God say he would rain judgment on your people? Why are you smiling?"
To which the Albanian replies, "Yeah of course he did! But don't tell anyone that I've stolen his button."

So, you're the leader of a country who wants access to the Eastern Mediterranean, Balkans and Middle East, but you're not able to get it?

Oh, Crimea river.

Have you heard of the Christian cult that thinks that the world started 6,000yrs ago in the Balkans?

Croatianists

A lawyer and a tree

There is an old joke, circulating around the Balkans, about a lawyer and a tree. The main case of the lawyer was the dispute between two neighbors about a tree placed at the common border of their properties. The case was going on for decades, the lawyer was mediating, but no solution came and eventually, the lawyer retired and his son took his office. A couple of days later the son came to his father and said I have solved the problem – I have cut the tree down. Then the father said That tree was feeding our family for decades, now you need to find something else to do.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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