Bali Jokes

Following is our collection of atlantic humor and ocean one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bali puns for adults, dirty coast jokes or clean sails gags for kids.

There is an abundance of holiday jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on bali. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any indonesian witze you can hear about bali.

The Best jokes about Bali

I think it is wrong that the Bali 9 get a one minute silence

I mean, they already got a 21 gun salute.

A Lion Air flight which overshot a runway in Bali crash landed in the ocean Saturday...

and now it's just Lion there.

A local radio station

A local radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"

Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."

DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"

Caller: "Goan... spelt, G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."

DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"

Caller: "Goan f$&k yourself!"

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"

Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."

DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"

Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."

DJ: "... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"

Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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