The Best 15 Bales Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bales jokes. There are some bales pallet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bales farmer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bales Jokes and Puns

The shortest Dad Joke in the world.

Driving down a country road with your kids in the back seat, point at a stack of hay bales on some random farm and exclaim:

># Hey!

Did you hear they banned round hay bales in Kentucky?

Cows couldn't get a square meal.

(h/t my grandma who tells this joke like it is her job)

Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay?

They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal.

Bales joke, Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay?

Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay?

Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.

What do you call a cross made out of hay bales?

Christian bale


Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales.

They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal.

Did you know those round bales of hay you still see in fields were outlawed?

Yep. The cows weren't getting a square meal.
**Great road trip jokeβ€”never gets old* ^(to ^me)

Bales joke, Did you know those round bales of hay you still see in fields were outlawed?

Why did Wisconsin ban round bales of hay..?

...It's because the cows need a square meal.

Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales?

He's Hay Oak Hay now.

There's a reason why round bales of hay aren't recommended...

Horses are only supposed to get 3 square meals a day.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

You can explore bales trusty reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bales bushel dad jokes. There are also bales puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Cows really don't like those big, round bales of hay.

They can't get a square meal.

Why do the straw bales lie on the field in the summer?

They're pressed to it.

The round hay bales are now banned in Georgia

Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.

I heard Nebraska quit making round hay bales...

Farmers said their cows weren't getting a square meal.

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We suggest to use only working bales ranchers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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