Bales Jokes

Following is our collection of trusty humor and pallet one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bales puns for adults, dirty bushel jokes or clean farmer gags for kids.

There is an abundance of fellers jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes on bales. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ranchers witze you can hear about bales.

The Best jokes about Bales

Did you hear they banned round hay bales in Kentucky?

Cows couldn't get a square meal.

(h/t my grandma who tells this joke like it is her job)

Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay?

They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal.

Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay?

Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.

What do you call a cross made out of hay bales?

Christian bale

Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales.

They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal.


Did you know those round bales of hay you still see in fields were outlawed?

Yep. The cows weren't getting a square meal.
**Great road trip jokeβ€”never gets old* ^(to ^me)

Why did Wisconsin ban round bales of hay..?

...It's because the cows need a square meal.

Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales?

He's Hay Oak Hay now.

The round hay bales are now banned in Georgia

Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.

There's a reason why round bales of hay aren't recommended...

Horses are only supposed to get 3 square meals a day.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.


Cows really don't like those big, round bales of hay.

They can't get a square meal.

Why do the straw bales lie on the field in the summer?

They're pressed to it.

I heard Nebraska quit making round hay bales...

Farmers said their cows weren't getting a square meal.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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