Bale Jokes

• Short Bale Jokes
• Bale One Liners
• Bale Hay Jokes
• Hay Bale Jokes
• More Bale Jokes

Funniest Bale Short Jokes

Short bale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bale humour may include short bail jokes also.

1. My kid comes up to me and asks... Hey mom, if you're sentenced to prison in the court of God, would you need Christian Bale??
2. Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.
3. The shortest Dad Joke in the world. Driving down a country road with your kids in the back seat, point at a stack of hay bales on some random farm and exclaim:
   ># Hey!
4. Did you hear they banned round hay bales in Kentucky? Cows couldn't get a square meal.
   (h/t my grandma who tells this joke like it is her job)
5. Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing
6. Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay? They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal.
7. I told someone I'd bundle up some hay with them but I baled.
8. Did you hear that farmers are getting rid of circular hay bales? Yeah, horses are sad that they're not getting a square meal.
9. What do you call atheist Batman? Christian Bale.
10. What does the hay farmer do at the end of the day? They bale.

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Bale One Liners

Which bale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bale? I can suggest the ones about balls and wales.

1. What do you call batman when he skips church? Christian Bale
2. What do you call it when Batman decides not to go to church? Christian Bale
3. Batman told me he was skipping church this week. Classic Christian Bale
4. What do you call Batman running out of a church? Christian Bale
5. Thought I saw Christian Bale... I couldn't tell, though. It was a really dark night.
6. What do you call religious hay? Christian Bale.
7. If you skip church on Sundays.. You're pulling a Christian Bale.
8. What do you call Batman who misses church on Sunday? Christian Bale
9. What do you call hay for Catholic horses? Christian Bale
10. What's it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
11. Batman was arrested today in the Vatican He was released on Christian Bale
12. What does the Pope use to get you out of jail? Christian Bale.
13. What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city? Christian Bale.
14. Luckily the blade of grass got arrested in the summer Because he's about to make bale!
15. What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.

Bale Hay Jokes

Here is a list of funny bale hay jokes and even better bale hay puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay? Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.
• Why was the hay upset? Because the straw was about to bale
• How do you get hay out of prison? You pay its bale.
• What do you call a cross made out of hay bales? Christian bale
• What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay? You get a Christian Bale
• What do you call sad hay? Baleful.
• Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales. They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal.
• The only provider of hay is deep in debt... so the government decides to do a bale out.
• Why did Wisconsin ban round bales of hay..? ...It's because the cows need a square meal.
• Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now.

Hay Bale Jokes

Here is a list of funny hay bale jokes and even better hay bale puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There's a reason why round bales of hay aren't recommended... Horses are only supposed to get 3 square meals a day.
• Cows really don't like those big, round bales of hay. They can't get a square meal.
• The round hay bales are now banned in Georgia Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.
• What did the hay bale say to the other hay bale? Hello
• I heard Nebraska quit making round hay bales... Farmers said their cows weren't getting a square meal.
• Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed? He wanted to feed his nightmares.
• I just found out they are making round hay bales i**...! Turns out, the Cows weren't getting a square meal
• Did you know those round bales of hay you still see in fields were outlawed? Yep. The cows weren't getting a square meal.
  **Great road trip joke—never gets old* ^(to ^me)
• Why are round bales of hay i**...? Because cows can't get a square meal.
• The man with a hay f**..., charged with public indecency due to his acts performed in a barn... ...is released on bale.

Unearthly Funniest Bale Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about bale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bald jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bale pranks.