Bale Jokes

Following is our collection of bane humor and wrap one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bale puns for adults, dirty box jokes or clean parcel gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Bale

What do you call batman when he skips church?

Christian Bale

What do you call it when Batman decides not to go to church?

Christian Bale

Batman told me he was skipping church this week.

Classic Christian Bale

What do you call Batman running out of a church?

Christian Bale

Thought I saw Christian Bale...

I couldn't tell, though. It was a really dark night.

What do you call religious hay?

Christian Bale.

If you skip church on Sundays..

You're pulling a Christian Bale.

What do you call hay for Catholic horses?

Christian Bale

Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre.

I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.

Batman was arrested today in the Vatican

He was released on Christian Bale

What does the Pope use to get you out of jail?

Christian Bale.

A woman is visiting a farm...

A woman is visiting a farm and sees an attractive but naive farmhand. She goes to talk to him and convinces him to meet her in the barn later. Once she has him alone in the barn she says, "Take off your clothes."
"Well all right" he says and does so.
"Now take off all my clothes". He complies.
She lies back on a hay bale and says, "Now put it inside me." He does. "Now pull it almost all the way out". So he does. "Now push it back in." To which the farmhand says, "Lady, you gotta make up your mind, I've got chores to do!"

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

Why was the hay upset?

Because the straw was about to bale

How do you get hay out of prison?

You pay its bale.

What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

A politician is trying to get a horse's vote.

So he promises the horse a stable economy.

But it wasn't good enough so the horse said nay.

So the politician promises the horse that he won't bale out the banks anymore.

The horse still said nay.

"What more do you want from me" said the politician

and horse said "I don't know how to end a joke"

How did Christian Bale get so skinny for "The Machinist"?

He's a methhead actor.

What do you call a cross made out of hay bales?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Jesus Christ was once Arrested.

But he was released on Christian Bale.

Christian Bale just put on 100kg to play...

Your mom

So, I hear Batman didn't turn up to the Christening ..

Christian Bale.

How do students in catholic school get informed that the lecture has ended?

Christian Bale

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

If Batman left church early...

Would it be a Christian Bale?

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

I ran into Christian Bale at a party...

I didn't recognize him right away, though. So when he said, "Hi, I'm Christian." I responded, "I'm Jewish."

The only provider of hay is deep in debt...

so the government decides to do a bale out.

What do you call batman missing church?

Christian Bale.

What do you call Batman when he doesn't want to go to church?

Christian Bale

What do you call it when Bat Man leaves church?

Christian Bale.

What do whales need when they lose everything?

A bale out.

Director arrested for trying to resurrect Batman franchise

All attempts to raise Bale have failed

One from my half asleep Girlfriend

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What did the hay bale say to the other hay bale?


The man with a hay fetish, charged with public indecency due to his acts performed in a barn... released on bale.

What do you call batman if he skips out on sunday mass?

Christian Bale

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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