Bale Hay Jokes
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Funniest Bale Hay Short Jokes
Short bale hay jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bale hay humour may include short hay bales jokes also.
- The shortest Dad Joke in the world. Driving down a country road with your kids in the back seat, point at a stack of hay bales on some random farm and exclaim:
># Hey! - Did you hear they banned round hay bales in Kentucky? Cows couldn't get a square meal.
(h/t my grandma who tells this joke like it is her job) - Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay? They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal.
- Did you hear that farmers are getting rid of circular hay bales? Yeah, horses are sad that they're not getting a square meal.
- Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay? Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.
- Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales. They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal.
- Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now.
- There's a reason why round bales of hay aren't recommended... Horses are only supposed to get 3 square meals a day.
- The round hay bales are now banned in Georgia Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.
- I heard Nebraska quit making round hay bales... Farmers said their cows weren't getting a square meal.
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Bale Hay One Liners
Which bale hay one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bale hay? I can suggest the ones about bale and horse hay.
- What do you call religious hay? Christian Bale.
- What do you call hay for Catholic horses? Christian Bale
- What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
- Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing
- I told someone I'd bundle up some hay with them but I baled.
- What does the hay farmer do at the end of the day? They bale.
- Why was the hay upset? Because the straw was about to bale
- How do you get hay out of prison? You pay its bale.
- What do you call a cross made out of hay bales? Christian bale
- What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay? You get a Christian Bale
- What do you call sad hay? Baleful.
- The only provider of hay is deep in debt... so the government decides to do a bale out.
- Why did Wisconsin ban round bales of hay..? ...It's because the cows need a square meal.
- Cows really don't like those big, round bales of hay. They can't get a square meal.
- What did the hay bale say to the other hay bale? Hello
Bale Hay Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about bale hay you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bald jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bale hay pranks.
My dad's latest dad joke
My dad raises rabbit and goes through a lot of hay. As we're getting a new bale out a truck drives by with big round bales.
Me: that would keep you in hay for awhile.
D: rabbits can't eat those.
Me: what? Why not?
D: not good for them
Me:You mean the type of hay
D: nope, can't have those big round ones.
(This back and forth keeps going for like ten minute as I suggest why they can't have them and his just saying no)
Me: is there an actual reason why they can't have that hay?
D: (smirks) they won't get a square meal
Me:(floored)…did you just wind me up for like ten minutes to tell me a dad joke??!
D: yeah
I just found out they are making round hay bales i**...!
Turns out, the Cows weren't getting a square meal
Did you know those round bales of hay you still see in fields were outlawed?
Yep. The cows weren't getting a square meal.
**Great road trip joke—never gets old* ^(to ^me)
Why are round bales of hay i**...?
Because cows can't get a square meal.
The man with a hay f**..., charged with public indecency due to his acts performed in a barn...
...is released on bale.
Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
TIL that round hay bales are i**....
It's because the animals can't get a square meal!
A woman is visiting a farm...
A woman is visiting a farm and sees an attractive but naive farmhand. She goes to talk to him and convinces him to meet her in the barn later. Once she has him alone in the barn she says, "t**... clothes."
"Well all right" he says and does so.
"Now take off all my clothes". He complies.
She lies back on a hay bale and says, "Now put it inside me." He does. "Now pull it almost all the way out". So he does. "Now push it back in." To which the farmhand says, "Lady, you gotta make up your mind, I've got chores to do!"
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vice, secured it tightly, and removed the handle. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. You are! I'm gonna burn down the barn!"