Baldness Jokes

Following is our collection of conditioner humor and bald one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Baldness puns for adults, dirty haircut jokes or clean yo mama so bald gags for kids.

There is an abundance of toupee jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on baldness. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any rapunzel witze you can hear about baldness.

The Best jokes about Baldness

A fat friend said baldness runs in his family

I replied with nothing runs in your family

I read on my cigarette packet that "smoking causes baldness"...

Then I realised it said "blindness". Thank god! But now I'm not sure if it is the drinking or the blindness that is causing my misreading.

And my baldness.

I have the first signs of baldness, a friend said to me that my head it's like the house of a rich man...

two car entrances in the front and a pool in the backyard.

I took my dog to the vet because he was losing hair on his head.

Apparently he's got male patting baldness.


A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out.

"Won't you give me something to keep it in?" he begged.

"Take this," the doctor said kindly, and he handed the patient a pill box.

Doctor, doctor, there's a hairless military strategist on my head!

Ah yes, looks like male Patton baldness.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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