The Best 6 Baldness Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baldness jokes. There are some baldness bald jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baldness yo mama so bald puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baldness Jokes and Puns

A fat friend said baldness runs in his family

I replied with nothing runs in your family

I read on my cigarette packet that "smoking causes baldness"...

Then I realised it said "blindness". Thank god! But now I'm not sure if it is the drinking or the blindness that is causing my misreading.

And my baldness.

I have the first signs of baldness, a friend said to me that my head it's like the house of a rich man...

two car entrances in the front and a pool in the backyard.

I took my dog to the vet because he was losing hair on his head.

Apparently he's got male patting baldness.

Doctor, doctor, there's a hairless military strategist on my head!

Ah yes, looks like male Patton baldness.


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A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out.

"Won't you give me something to keep it in?" he begged.

"Take this," the doctor said kindly, and he handed the patient a pill box.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baldness toupee jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working baldness rapunzel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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