Baldi Jokes

Following is our collection of side humor and jewelry one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Baldi puns for adults, dirty man jokes or clean haired gags for kids.

There is an abundance of statement jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on baldi. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any beautiful witze you can hear about baldi.

The Best jokes about Baldi

A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger gal at his side...

He
told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.

''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'

A balding, white haired man from Bellville, in Cape Town

walked into a jewellery store in Tygervalley this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger blond at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $240,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man,
'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

I was balding and losing confidence so I had a rabbit tattooed on my scalp.

People tell me, from a distance it looks like hare.

Balding grizzles pass their genes to their offspring or...

Bare bears bear bare bears.


I'm balding and my girlfriend is going to leave me but she says I can stay under one condition.

I must remane.

What did the broom tell Baldi when it was tired?

Gotta sleep sleep sleep.

A balding guy asks his gf "What would make you leave me for another man? I would never ever leave you."

She says: "Nor would I."

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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