The Best 8 Baldi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baldi jokes. There are some baldi jewelry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baldi haired puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baldi Jokes and Puns

A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger gal at his side...

He
told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.

''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'

What does a balding magician have in his hat?

Hare.

I was balding and losing confidence so I had a rabbit tattooed on my scalp.

People tell me, from a distance it looks like hare.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Balding grizzles pass their genes to their offspring or...

Bare bears bear bare bears.


I'm balding and my girlfriend is going to leave me but she says I can stay under one condition.

I must remane.

A balding guy asks his gf "What would make you leave me for another man? I would never ever leave you."

She says: "Nor would I."

What did the broom tell Baldi when it was tired?

Gotta sleep sleep sleep.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baldi statement jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working baldi beautiful piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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