Baldi Jokes
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A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger gal at his side...
He
told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.
''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'
A balding, middle-aged man asked his barber, Why charge me the full price for cutting my hair — there's so little of it?
Well, said the barber, I actually only charge a little for cutting it. What you're paying for is my searching for it.
What does a balding magician have in his hat?
Hare.
What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?
Hare loss.
I was balding and losing confidence so I had a rabbit tattooed on my scalp.
People tell me, from a distance it looks like hare.
Balding grizzles pass their genes to their offspring or...
Bare bears bear bare bears.
I'm balding and my girlfriend is going to leave me but she says I can stay under one condition.
I must remane.
A balding guy asks his gf "What would make you leave me for another man? I would never ever leave you."
She says: "Nor would I."
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