Charming Humor Bald Head Jokes with Loads of Fun
If I ever start to go bald
I'll get a rabbit tattooed onto my head..
From a distance it would look like a hare
A bald guy slipped in the shower
Fell on his head and slipped again.
I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well.
Then she said "There's something I want to get out of the way right now," and she reached up and took a wig off her head, and it turned out she was as bald as a new-laid egg.
"Alopecia," she said. "It's a condition that causes hair to fall out."
"Oh," I said. "...Just on your head, or from anywhere else as well?"
"Well," she dimpled, "there's only one way to find out."
"Of course!" I said, and took out my phone. "Hey, Google..."
A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.
From a distance they looked like hares.
I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head
but from a distance they looked like hares
What is the difference between a prince, a bald headed man, a monkey and an orphan?
The first is an heir apparent, the second has no apparent hair, the third has hairy parent and the last has nary a parent.
Two cannibals meet one day.
The first cannibal says, You know, I just can't seem to get a tender m**.... I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender.
The second cannibal asks, What kind of m**... do you use?
The first replies, You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around their waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.
Ah, ha! the second cannibal replies, No wonder… those are friars!
Photo Album
A young boy was looking through
the family album and asked his
mother, "Is this you on the beach?
Mother says "Yes, it is"
Son asks "Who's this guy with you with all the
muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's that old bald-headed
fat man who lives with us now?"
A man walks up to a bald guy in a bar, rubs his head and says "Smooth. Just like my wife's behind."
The bald guy reaches up and rubs his head. "Wow. You're right." he replies.
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
A hundred dollar bill.
So, I went to go get my haircut..
And I told the barber to make the left side a little shorter than my right. Then I told him to make a couple of little holes and bald patches. And for the back of my head, don't make my hairline equal. Make it a zigzag.
He looks at me and says, "Come on, you know I can't do that, it wouldn't be right!"
And I'm like, "I don't see the problem, you did it last time..."
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A bald magician pulled a rabbit out of a hat. Then he put the rabbit right on top of his head and gently lowered the hat down over the rabbit until the rabbit was completely covered. After a couple seconds of wearing the hat, the magician quickly lifted the hat back up, and presto!
there wasn't a hare on his head
I can't tell if I'm going bald...
or if it's all in my head.
My girlfriend introduced our new baby to my friends.
"Look at those chubby cheeks and bald head," they said.
I said, "Thanks, but we're here to talk about the baby."
A bald man...
a bald man decides to take a shower, he enters the bathroom, slips due to water on the ground, falls on his head, slips again.
So if a man who is bald on the forehead is said to be smart, and a man who is bald on the top of his head is said to have been thinking too much, what do you call a man who is bald on the forehead AND the top of his head?
He thinks he's smart.
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
Cause it looked like hare from a distance.
Two Bald Eagles
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he's drinking another bald eagle lands next to him.
He looks at the eagle and notices a tulip, a rose, and a rabbit's foot on top of his head.
"What's with the stuff on your head?", the eagle asks.
"Oh this?", he points to his head with his wing, "I'm trying hare in plants."
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are s**....
Bald people struggle with improv,
They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head.
What do you call lice that lives in a bald man's head?
Homeless
What do you call it when a person shaves their head bald to blend in with cancer patients?...
Chemoflage
Did you hear about the bald man?
yeah, he tattooed rabbits all over his head. From a distance they look like hares.
If you start going bald, get rabbits tattooed all over your head.
Until you get up close they look just like hares.
My dads solution to being bald
"Draw bunnies on your head, from a distance they look like hares"
What is it that no man wants but no man wants to lose?
A bald head.
What do you call a head louse on a bald man?
Homeless.
A man was balding very quickly
But he did not want to get a hair transplant nor did he want to take some odd medicine for it. So he decided to tattoo a rabbit on his scalp instead.
A friend of the man asked: "Why would you tattoo a rabbit on your head?"
The man answered: "Because from a distance it looks like hare."
I have the first signs of baldness, a friend said to me that my head it's like the house of a rich man...
two car entrances in the front and a pool in the backyard.
A barber, a bald guy and a professor go for a night camp in a jungle.
They decide to guard one by one during the night. Barber's turn comes first. Others sleep.
While guarding, he gets bored and amuses himself by shaving the professor's head.
Then professor's turn comes. He touches and feels his bald head and thinks, "Idiot barber has woken up the bald guy by mistake".
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
I took my dog to the vet because he was losing hair on his head.
Apparently he's got male patting baldness.
When I saw an old friend from school, he asked why I was bald. I replied "cancer."
"Cancer?"
"Yeah I asked the barber if he could shave my head, and he 'I sure cancer!'"
A joke my dad told me many years ago when I was young.
Me: Dad, why are some guys bald in the front and some on the back of their heads?
Dad: They're caused by different things. You see, people who are bald on their foreheads are thinkers. And people who are bald on the back of their heads means that they're really smart.
Me: What about those guys who are bald in both sides?
Dad: It means: they think that they're smart.
If you put Proactive on bald eagles
Will their white heads disappear?
