Balanced Diet Jokes

Funniest Balanced Diet Short Jokes

Short balanced diet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The balanced diet humour may include short healthy diet jokes also.

1. Courtesy of my 7 year old - What happens if you don't eat a balanced diet? You will tip over
2. What does a gay horse eat? A nutritious and balanced diet provided by their owner, you bigots.
3. My doctor says I'm not eating a balanced diet...that's absurd. I eat as many cookies with my left hand as I do with my right!
4. I precariously stack my chips on top of each other. Because I like to eat a balanced diet.
5. Balanced diet... Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
   —Alex Levine
   (Both a quote and a chuckle.)
6. My doc said I need to lose weight and switch to a balanced diet All 32oz steaks weigh the same!
7. Many believe that Unicyclers have a healthier body than the average person. I agree.. After all, they maintain a balanced diet.

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Balanced Diet One Liners

Which balanced diet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with balanced diet? I can suggest the ones about healthy eating and diet plan.

1. How does Thanos keep in shape? With a balanced diet.
2. What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!
3. Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker? It wanted a balanced diet.
4. What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!
5. I was told I need a more balanced diet. . . . Now I drink with a beer in each hand!
6. My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
7. Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet
   A: A Budweiser in each hand!
8. "What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?"
   "A Budweiser in each hand!"
9. What's a balanced diet? One big ice cream in each hand!
10. What is a s**...'s idea of a balanced diet? A joint in each hand!

Balanced Diet Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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