The Best 9 Balaclava Jokes

Following is our collection of Balaclava jokes which are very funny. There are some balaclava earmuffs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these balaclava vest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Balaclava Jokes and Puns

A masked thief bursts into a bank...

As he climbs over the counter his balaclava catches and comes off for a second, before he quickly puts it back on.

The thief says to the cashier "did you see my face?", the cashier says "yes, I did!". Then the thief shoots her dead.

The thief then goes up to a customer and says "did you see my face?", the customer says "yes", then the robber shoots him right in the head.

The thief then runs up to a couple and says to the man "did you see my face?", then man says "no, but my wife did!".

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

A man robs a bank wearing a balaclava.

'Did you see my face?' he asks the teller.

'Just a little bit.'

Bang. He shoots her.

'Did you see my face' he asks another teller.

'Only briefly' he says.

Bang. He shoots him.

He turns to a man standing beside him.

'Did you see my face?' he says 'No. I didn't,' says the man 'But my wife, she saw your face.'

I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a balaclava and pulled out a gun.

He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.

He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.

He asked me "did you see my face?"

"No, but the wife did"

What's the difference between a balaclava and a bukakee?

Nothing, you wear them both on your face. ;)


I needed some money...

So I decided to rob a bottle shop with my Lebanese friend. We agreed to meet around the corner of the shop in a dark alley at midnight and go from there.

I waited in that alley, and my colleague arrives with a bit of sweet pastry stuck to his head.
"You moron!!" I exclaim, "I said Balaclava!"

I lost a really valuable item after a break-in the other night.

My balaclava was blown off in the wind.

Crime is so bad in my country...

that I go to sleep while wearing a balaclava. If they break in they think I'm part of the team

What's black and usually involved in robberies?

A balaclava.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the balaclava toque jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working balaclava teller piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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