The Best 7 Baklava Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baklava jokes. There are some baklava shawarma jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baklava yogurt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baklava Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano?


(It came to me in a dream last night. I dunno man..)

How do you make baklava?

Take a chicken and drop it in a volcano.

A man in a baklava that covers his face is robbing another guy...

- "GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!" he yells as he looks menacing with a knife.

The other man gives him the wallet, and the robber opens it to take the money out...

- "Only 3 dollars?, what do you do for a living?"

- "Im an engineer"

The robber takes off the baklava and says:

- "dude... what year did you graduated?"

A bad speller tried to rob a bank.

He came in wearing a baklava.

What do you get when you throw a chicken in a volcano?


What's a volcano's favorite dessert?


What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baklava balaclava jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working baklava falafel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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