Baklava Jokes

Following is our collection of hanukkah humor and shawarma one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Baklava puns for adults, dirty kars jokes or clean yogurt gags for kids.

There is an abundance of balaclava jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on baklava. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any falafel witze you can hear about baklava.

The Best jokes about Baklava

What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano?


(It came to me in a dream last night. I dunno man..)

How do you make baklava?

Take a chicken and drop it in a volcano.

A man in a baklava that covers his face is robbing another guy...

- "GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!" he yells as he looks menacing with a knife.

The other man gives him the wallet, and the robber opens it to take the money out...

- "Only 3 dollars?, what do you do for a living?"

- "Im an engineer"

The robber takes off the baklava and says:

- "dude... what year did you graduated?"

What do you get when you throw a chicken in a volcano?


A bad speller tried to rob a bank.

He came in wearing a baklava.

What's a volcano's favorite dessert?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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