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Short baking bread jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baking bread humour may include short baking jokes also.

  1. Why did the white supremacist start a baking company? Because his family had a long history of being in bread.
  2. I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.
  3. I have a super secret baking recipe for bread ...Unfortunately it's on a knead to dough basis
  4. What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party? T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.
  5. A baker bakes 73,247 baguettes in a year and sells each for $2.73. What does he make? Bread.
  6. I met this really short man called Peter the other day. He's a baker and he was telling me all about baking flat breads.
    It was fascinating.
    I love to hear the pitta patter of tiny Pete.
  7. I don't know if this one has been said but here goes. As a necromancer you need hobbies. I've chosen baking because it's weirdly very similar. With a little ritual... I raise the bread.
  8. I just baked some bread for my mom and she said thanks. I told her it was the *yeast* i could do.
  9. What do you get if you cross the king of Wakanda with a traditional Jewish baked good? T'challah bread
  10. My local Baker says he can bake 20 loaves of bread in one hour with one small oven... I said prove it.

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Baking Bread One Liners

Which baking bread one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baking bread? I can suggest the ones about baking cake and bread dough.

  1. My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked?
    Dill dough
  2. Why did the baker take a 24 hour break from baking bread? It was his cake day!
  3. Why did the baker bake more bread? Because he was needing dough.
  4. What do you call bread baked by a poet? Poet-rye
  5. What do orphans use to bake? Self-raising bread.
  6. When baking, how do you tell when bread is done? It crumbs
  7. My girlfriend really enjoyed the pickle bread I baked... I used a dill dough
  8. I started using kosher yeast in all my baking Now my bread rises 3 days later
  9. I understand why bakers are addicted to baking bread. Sometimes they just knead it.
  10. What is Black Panther's favorite thing to bake? T'Challah bread.
  11. Did you know most baking companies are family owned & operated... they're all in bread!
  12. Why did the necromancer pick up baking? He wanted to make the bread rise.
  13. What do you call Joffrey Baratheon when he's really baked? In-bread
  14. I like my women like my bread White, fluffy, and freshly baked.
  15. What's baked everyday and sells itself? bread

Baking Bread Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about baking bread you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bread baker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baking bread pranks.

A mother baking in Somalia

One day a mother was baking bread in Somalia, when her son thought it would be awesome to play white. So he threw flour all over him and said "Mommy, look! I'm white".
His mother slapped him instantly and said "Go to your father and show him what you've done."
His father slapped him instantly and said "Go to your grandfather and show him what you've done."
His grandfather slapped him as well and said "Go to your grandmother and show her what you've done."
His grandmother also slapped him.
He then came back to his mother who asked "So, what have you learned today?" and the child responded "I've been white for five minutes and I already hate black people."

The new supermarket

A new supermarket just opened up nearby.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and
smell fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is
the scent of freshly mowed hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled
steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and
cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon
and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore, though.

Why was the loaf of bread so high?

Because it was oven baked.

What do you call bread baked in the south?

i**...

Very few people showed up for the Indian Bread 'Bake Off' last week...

It was a naan-event.

My mom asks if I could help her bake bread this Christmas.

She kneads me.

Hear about the new show where Heisenberg deals in flour?

Baking Bread

I found a "Fresh Baked Bread" scented candle

I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast.

My wife was preparing to bake bread...

I asked what that was she was putting into the mix. She said, "dill w**...". I said, "Darling, you know I love your recipes, but I refuse to eat dill dough!".

What's the difference between a baker and an elephant?

One bakes the bread and the other breaks the bed.

Did you hear about the Frenchman that got baked into a loaf of bread?

He's in a lot of pain.

A customer walks into a bakery and orders a loaf of bread. As the baker wraps the loaf, the customer says, "You know, I bake my own bread at home, but they come out dense."

The baker looks up suspiciously and says, "Yeah, prove it."

My wife is really good when it comes to bread baking competitions

She's the real bread winner in our household

Baking

Did you hear about the baker who tried to bake bread with out yeast?
..He got naan

Since we're doing translations, here's one from Mexico:

On the first day back from summer vacation, the teacher asked the students what they did over the summer and if they got any nicknames.
Juan goes first: "I spent my summer working with my dad laying bricks!"
Teacher: "did you have a nickname?
Juan: "Yes, the brick mason's son"
Maria goes next: "I spent the summer baking bread with my dad and they called me the baker's daughter"
The teacher calls on Pepito, who seemed to be day dreaming in the corner.
Pepito: "Well, I spent my summer climbing on the roof and throwing rocks at whoever passed by."
Teacher: "Oh, I see. Did you have a nickname?
Pepito: "Yeah, it was 'GET DOWN HERE YOU SON OF A b**...!'"

Recently a new supermarket opened nearby

It has an automatic water mist generator to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it starts the mist, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk section, you hear cows mooing and you get the scent of freshly cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg counter, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more…

A German man on his first trip to America decides to see New York City.

As he's wandering around the smell of corned beef and fresh baked rye bread draws him into a Kosher deli. The man sits at the counter, eyes the menu and says, "I vood like to try ze bagel and ze lox." In a thick accent.
On his first bite he's throughly enjoying his food and pipes up to the guy behind the counter, "Zis is voonderbar! Zey do not have food like zis vere I am from."
In a heavy Brooklyn accent the guy behind the counter replies, "Now whose fault is that?"