Bakin Jokes

Following is our collection of kosher humor and griddle one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bakin puns for adults, dirty sexists jokes or clean porkchop gags for kids.

There is an abundance of muffins jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 17 funniest jokes on bakin. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any casserole witze you can hear about bakin.

The Best jokes about Bakin

I just took a Baking Class

The final was a piece of cake.

Baking Cakes

A mother and her young daughter were walking through the park one day when they came across 2 dogs having sex. The daughter asks her mom, "what are they doing?" the mom not wanting to explain sex to her young daughter just says "oh they're making cakes"

Further on they come across 2 rabbits having sex, again the daughter asks her mum what they are doing and again the mum goes "oh they're just making cakes."

further on the daughter says, "you and daddy were making cakes on the sofa last night weren't you?" the mom, horrified, asks "did you see us?" and the daughter replies "no, but I licked the whipped cream off the sofa afterwards"

Baking a Cake

A family was out at a movie and there was a sex scene. Their little girl asks "What are they doing?"
Her mom replies "They are baking a cake." On the way home they saw two people in the park having sex. The little girl asks the same question. Her mother replies "They are baking a cake honey."
The next morning the little girl asked her mom "Were you and daddy baking a cake last night?"
Her mom says "No of course not, why?"
"Because I licked the icing off the couch."

What does the baking soda say when he gets sad?

I'm sodapressed.

Baking a cake

One night a wife and her husband were having sex on the living room couch and the next morning their 8 year old son asked his mom "what were you and dad doing last night? I heard a lot of noise." His mom, completely dumbfounded, answered "uuumm your dad and I were baking a cake."

A few nights later the wife and husband have sex on the couch once again. The next morning the son walks up to the mom with a smile on his face and says "you and dad were baking a cake last night weren't you?" The mom asked "how did you know?" The son answered "because I licked the frosting off the couch."

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

Why was the pig in the kitchen?

He was bakin

I'm baking cookies for a charity for orphans

I made sure to use self-raising flour.

When baking, how do you tell when bread is done?

It crumbs

Now that Canada legalized weed...

there's a whole lot of Canadians bakin

I was baking the other day and as I was baking, my Caribbean friend came into my kitchen with a slice of cake and asked, "Jamaican cake?" so I replied,

"No, I'm making a pie."

Why did the pig avoid the cooking class?

Because he didn't like bakin

Did you know the baking soda packets are training their children to be police officers?

Yeah, they're raising agents.


Did you hear about the baker who tried to bake bread with out yeast?

..He got naan

What hobby do Irish pigs hate the most?


Did you know most baking companies are family owned & operated...

they're all in bread!

Baking and boxing are very similar

They both require you to beat until thick

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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