The Best 18 Bakin Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Bakin jokes. There are some bakin griddle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Bakin Jokes and Puns
I just took a Baking Class
The final was a piece of cake.
Baking a Cake
A family was out at a movie and there was a sex scene. Their little girl asks "What are they doing?"
Her mom replies "They are baking a cake." On the way home they saw two people in the park having sex. The little girl asks the same question. Her mother replies "They are baking a cake honey."
The next morning the little girl asked her mom "Were you and daddy baking a cake last night?"
Her mom says "No of course not, why?"
"Because I licked the icing off the couch."
So I was baking a premade pie and the instructions told me to put it in the oven at 180 degrees.
Now I'm left with an upside down pie in an oven.
What does the baking soda say when he gets sad?
I'm sodapressed.
Why are you baking octopus?
So I can get octopi.
Why was the pig in the kitchen?
He was bakin
I'm baking cookies for a charity for orphans
I made sure to use self-raising flour.
When baking, how do you tell when bread is done?
It crumbs
I was baking the other day and as I was baking, my Caribbean friend came into my kitchen with a slice of cake and asked, "Jamaican cake?" so I replied,
"No, I'm making a pie."
Now that Canada legalized weed...
there's a whole lot of Canadians bakin
Did you know the baking soda packets are training their children to be police officers?
Yeah, they're raising agents.
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Why did the pig avoid the cooking class?
Because he didn't like bakin
Baking
Did you hear about the baker who tried to bake bread with out yeast?
..He got naan
What hobby do Irish pigs hate the most?
Bakin
Did you know most baking companies are family owned & operated...
they're all in bread!
Baking and boxing are very similar
They both require you to beat until thick
I'm baking a vegan cake but I hate vegans so I've been insulting the ingredients..
It's not having any effect though, I guess it's hard to get a rise out of chickpeas
What does a pig say on a hot day in the sun?
I'm bakin.
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