Bakes Jokes

Following is our collection of loaf humor and bakeries one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bakes puns for adults, dirty meringue jokes or clean unleavened gags for kids.

There is an abundance of wholemeal jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on bakes. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any dough witze you can hear about bakes.

The Best jokes about Bakes

What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party?

T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.

A baker bakes 73,247 baguettes in a year and sells each for $2.73. What does he make?

Bread.

What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?

One shakes body parts and the other bakes shoddy tarts.

What happens if a redneck bakes himself into a loaf?

He's inbread.

My ex-prostitute grandma bakes the best cakes...

She tells me the secret is her homegrown yeast.


If the Narwhal bacons at midnight, what does it do at noon?

It bakes off.

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest

It literally takes her nanaseconds

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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