Following is our collection of funny Bakery jokes. There are some bakery cakes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bakery bake puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I told her it's because I knead the dough.
Cause I think I'll knead a little bit of dough to get by.
* A dog walks into a bakery
* Baker: How can I help you?
* Dog: Woof!
* Baker: Anything else?
* Dog: Bark!
* Baker: That'll be 12 Euro's. Do you want a receipt?
* Dog: No.
As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers.
He didn't knead any more dough.
The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."
but bakery robbers take the cake
I knead the dough.
A Ginger Bread-House
Baker says "Avocadough"
A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.
The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."
The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you dishonest Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."
You can explore bakery ciabatta reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bakery doughnut dad jokes. There are also bakery puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I just kneaded the dough
I'm sorry, I'll leave now...
But this one really takes the cake.
Only one cannoli.
To buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage that he won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
(posted before but I felt it was an appropriate time for it to rerun.)
So a man walks into a bakery with a fish under his arm. When he gets in there, the baker greets him and asks him how he could help the man.
"Do you sell fish cakes?", the man asks the baker.
"No, of course we don't!" the baker replies.
"But it's his birthday!"
It was a painful experience.
He is the seoul breadwinner
Now his business is toast
And asks, "do you have any pita?"
The baker responds, "no, there's naan left."
I ask this because I'm baked at the moment..
"Man I've seen all kinds of thieves in my career, but this one takes the cake"
No one was hurt but business is toast.
A pastryarchy.
She told people to stop patronizing her.
They baguette.
Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine
They said they had naan
But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
Because I really kneaded the dough
He buys bread, and the baker asks if he'd like his bread bagged in paper or plastic. The guy replies, "Baguette however you want".
Now I'm in a world of pain.
It's a naan prophet organization.
The boss says, "We're a healthy, whole-food bakery, so we put vegetables in every type of bread that we make." He shows the new guy to the back room, where there are rows of file cabinets with pictures of vegetables on them.
"Here's where we keep the carrot dough," the boss says, opening a file drawer with a picture of a carrot on it. "And here's the zucchini dough."
"But what's this one with the picture of Kevin Spacey on it?" The new guy asks.
"Oh," the boss responds, "That's the pea dough file."
They all looked at me blankly, so I replied, "I didn't think so, it's on a knead to dough basis."
Hole foods
His business is toast.
It's not like it's a bakery or something.
...and he asks, "Hey do you have any big pieces of shortbread?"
The baker responds, "No, we don't make them any longer."
Because it all starts with a creampie.
Matthew: "Can I get three loaves of bread please?"
Baker: "What type do you want sir?"
Matthew: "All rye, all rye, all rye."
A ginger bread man!
I kneaded the dough.
Norway I'd make this up!
Because they don't knead the dough
But it was a whisk I was willing to take
A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says do you have fish cakes? The man behind the counter replies, No .
That's a pity, it's his birthday
He orders some pie, the baker thinks its clever and gets him some pie. The next day the man comes back and says the pie was great and orders a different flavor. He does this every day for 350 days. The baker running out of ideas for flavors sees the man come in on Feb 27th.
He says, man look I'm out of ideas.
Well how about some cake then, asks the man.
Are you sure, no pie?
No sir, today is my cakeday!
It was dangerous, but I took the whisk.
To which the baker replies No you're right enough it's a doughnut"
He asks the baker "is that a cake or a meringue"
The baker replies "Nah, you're right mate"
When he sees that the bakery is out of flour, he shouts:
"Damn this country, we are so poor, I haven't been able to get a loaf of bread in days"
A policeman hears that and approaches the man.
"Stop saying things like that or..." the policeman says as he uses his fingers to form a gun, points it toward the man and says "Bang!"
The man is stunned and walks home.
The wife sees that the man is shocked and asks:
"What happened? Did we run out of flour again?"
The man weakly replies:
"Not only that, it appears that we also ran out of bullets!"
I took the job because I kneaded the dough.
Now all I have is pain.
He was widely known for being naan-violent.
I knead the dough.
Might go for a visit soon, everyone I've talked to says it's their bread and butter.
Their packaging says their products are "made with love" and they said I was only making them with "like."
On the yeast coast.
A rabbit visits a bakery and asks if they make carrot cake.
The baker says they don't, so the rabbit buys a key lime pie.
This repeats several days until the baker is sick of it and decides to try making one.
The next time the rabbit enters, the baker proudly tells that they do have a carrot cake now.
The rabbit says: sorry, I'll have to take my business somewhere else: I'm highly alergic and can't risk cross-contamination.
That place really gave me the crepes
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bakery bakeries jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working bakery baker piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.