Following is our collection of Bakers jokes which are very funny. There are some bakers pastry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bakers cooks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A man walks into the bakers with a salmon under his arm. He asks the woman behind the counter "Excuse me, do you serve fish cakes?"
The woman replies, "Of course we don't!"
The man points to the fish and shouts - "Well what am I supposed to do?! Its his birthday!"
Purely on the knead to know basis.
Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*
You can really get a rise out of them.
Because they knead the dough. (Kneading hand motions required during recital.)
They are far too whisk-y.
Because they knead dough.
One love me breda.
Because they knead the dough.
Frodough.
Inbread!
You can explore bakers knead reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bakers inbread dad jokes. There are also bakers puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
AP Flour
Cause youre inbread.
Or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?
All of his cookies were Stollen.
They knead the dough.
...I feel their pain.
WHITE FLOUR!
on a knead-to-know basis.
They're all inbread
Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Because they knead the dough
Because they knead the dough.
Sometimes they just knead it.
They ryes to the occasion and dough not quit.
Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".
He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".
So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".
When they get tired of the hole thing
Its done on a knead to know basis. Gotta get the dough somehow
Because they work on a knead to know basis
In-bread.
The breadlight district
To his surprise, he saw one of the bakers lying down naked on a counter, kneading bread dough on his chest. The guy turned and said to another baker, "That's the oddest thing I have ever seen." The baker replied, "You should see him make the doughnuts!"
I'd tell you but it's on a kneed to know basis.
Because they want that dough
They don't want it, they knead it.
They're accepting dough nations.
Knead to know basis.
Now that we've got the puns out of the way, how about some actually decent comments?
Because they knead the dough
It's "worse" not "badder"
Their baby was inbred.
(They really knead the dough.)
Because that woild require them to play with more dill dough.
>Justin time bakers.
-Trudeau for true canadians-
Cuz they're inbred.
People will line up for miles just to get a slice of their bread.
You can buy a loaf on it but only if it's stale and has been posted by 6 bakers in the last week.
Gluten tag!
For when they knead a poo
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bakers bready jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working bakers focaccia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.