The Best 50 Bakers Jokes

Following is our collection of Bakers jokes which are very funny. There are some bakers pastry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bakers cooks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

A man walks into the bakers...

A man walks into the bakers with a salmon under his arm. He asks the woman behind the counter "Excuse me, do you serve fish cakes?"

The woman replies, "Of course we don't!"

The man points to the fish and shouts - "Well what am I supposed to do?! Its his birthday!"

How do bakers share their professional secrets?

Purely on the knead to know basis.

There was once a pastry competition...

Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.

They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*

Insulting Bakers is Good Fun

You can really get a rise out of them.

Why do people become bakers?

Because they knead the dough. (Kneading hand motions required during recital.)

Why don't insurance agents like bakers?

They are far too whisk-y.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What did the upper class Rastafari say when he walked into the bakers shop?

One love me breda.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?


What do you call a redneck family of bakers?


Top Bakers Puns and Funny Jokes

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What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

Are your parents bakers?

Cause youre inbread.

Do bakers get depressed...?

Or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?

What did the guy who burglarized the German bakers store at Christmas find out.

All of his cookies were Stollen.

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

French bakers hate me...

...I feel their pain.

What's a racist bakers favourite ingredient?


Bakers trade bread recipes...

on a knead-to-know basis.

Don't marry bakers...

They're all inbread

An insight into bakers' lives

Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why do people choose to become bakers?

Because they knead the dough.

I understand why bakers are addicted to baking bread.

Sometimes they just knead it.

How do bakers deal with tough problems?

They ryes to the occasion and dough not quit.

I bought a chessboard cake from the bakers last week.

Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".

He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".

So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".

When do bakers stop making donuts?

When they get tired of the hole thing

Bakers have a weird way of trading bread recipes.

Its done on a knead to know basis. Gotta get the dough somehow

Why are bakers so secretive?

Because they work on a knead to know basis

What do two sibling bakers create at night?


Where do bakers pick up their hookers?

The breadlight district

What is called when two bakers have sex?

A guy was in a bakery and accidentally pushed open the door to the back room.

To his surprise, he saw one of the bakers lying down naked on a counter, kneading bread dough on his chest. The guy turned and said to another baker, "That's the oddest thing I have ever seen." The baker replied, "You should see him make the doughnuts!"

I know an old bakers secret

I'd tell you but it's on a kneed to know basis.

Why do bakers work so hard

Because they want that dough

Why are bakers so crazy for dough?

They don't want it, they knead it.

The International League of Bakers is inviting countries which mainly export baked goods to join.

They're accepting dough nations.

Why are bakers secretive with recipes?

Knead to know basis.

Bakers only share their recipes on a knead to know basis.

Now that we've got the puns out of the way, how about some actually decent comments?

Why do bakers get paid so much?

Because they knead the dough

I work at a bakery and the bakers have the worst grammar...

It's "worse" not "badder"

Why did the bakers get an abortion?

Their baby was inbred.

Bakers are desperate thieves.

(They really knead the dough.)

Why don't more bakers make dill bread?

Because that woild require them to play with more dill dough.

With a name like his, the prime minister of Canada missed out on owning a good baker shop

>Justin time bakers.
-Trudeau for true canadians-

Why do rednecks make the best bakers?

Cuz they're inbred.

Did you know communist countries have the best bakers in the world?

People will line up for miles just to get a slice of their bread.

There's a new social media app created by the bakers' union called breadit .

You can buy a loaf on it but only if it's stale and has been posted by 6 bakers in the last week.

How do German bakers greet you?

Gluten tag!

Why do Bakers need a separate toilet?

For when they knead a poo

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bakers bready jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bakers focaccia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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