Following is our collection of knead humor and pastry one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bakers puns for adults, dirty inbread jokes or clean cooks gags for kids.
There is an abundance of bready jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 48 funniest jokes on bakers. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any focaccia witze you can hear about bakers.
Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".
He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".
So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".
A man walks into the bakers with a salmon under his arm. He asks the woman behind the counter "Excuse me, do you serve fish cakes?"
The woman replies, "Of course we don't!"
The man points to the fish and shouts - "Well what am I supposed to do?! Its his birthday!"
When they get tired of the hole thing
Because they knead the dough
Because they knead dough.
...I feel their pain.
Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*
Inbread!
They don't want it, they knead it.
You can really get a rise out of them.
Because they knead the dough.
People will line up for miles just to get a slice of their bread.
The breadlight district
I'd tell you but it's on a kneed to know basis.
Its done on a knead to know basis. Gotta get the dough somehow
Because they knead the dough
on a knead-to-know basis.
To his surprise, he saw one of the bakers lying down naked on a counter, kneading bread dough on his chest. The guy turned and said to another baker, "That's the oddest thing I have ever seen." The baker replied, "You should see him make the doughnuts!"
In-bread.
They're accepting dough nations.
Because they work on a knead to know basis
Sometimes they just knead it.
Cause youre inbread.
They knead the dough.
They ryes to the occasion and dough not quit.
Or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?
Gluten tag!
Because they knead the dough.
Purely on the knead to know basis.
All of his cookies were Stollen.
WHITE FLOUR!
They're all inbread
Frodough.
AP Flour
They are far too whisk-y.
Now that we've got the puns out of the way, how about some actually decent comments?
Knead to know basis.
Because they want that dough
You can buy a loaf on it but only if it's stale and has been posted by 6 bakers in the last week.
Because they knead the dough. (Kneading hand motions required during recital.)
>Justin time bakers.
-Trudeau for true canadians-
Cuz they're inbred.
Because that woild require them to play with more dill dough.
Apparently everything was stollen.
Their baby was inbred.
It's "worse" not "badder"
(They really knead the dough.)
He needed the dough.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.