The Best 12 Bakeries Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bakeries jokes. There are some bakeries focaccia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bakeries baker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bakeries Jokes and Puns

Did you know that the USSR had some of the world's best bakeries?

People would stand in line all week just to get a single slice of bread!

Do you know why there are so many great bakeries in Germany?

They had to do *something* with all of the ovens.

There's a lot of things I hate

But people who steal from bakeries take the cake

Bakeries joke, There's a lot of things I hate

Do you know why Indian bakeries are open 24/7?

Because they bake naan stop.

Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?

If they didn't, they would be sweetish.


It's actually really dangerous to steal kitchen utensils from bakeries.

But you just have to be willing to take the whisk

Bakeries are very dependent on money

They knead the dough.

Bakeries joke, Bakeries are very dependent on money

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Bakeries often ask me to pose for promotional photos with their products.

Apparently I'm an excellent roll model.

I think my bakeries recipes need to change.

Today I woke up to a bunch of protestors shouting about white flour

Why is Donald Trump investing in cloning, choirs, aviaries, and bakeries?

So he can sing a song of six Pence,
with a pocket full of rye,
and four and twenty blackbirds
baked in a pie.

You can explore bakeries bagels reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bakeries yeast dad jokes. There are also bakeries puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why do BDSM Enthusiasts love going to French Bakeries?

They always have le pain!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bakeries cupcakes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bakeries biscuits piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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