Baker Jokes

Funniest Baker Short Jokes

Short baker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baker humour may include short brewer jokes also.

1. I bought a chessboard cake from the bakers last week. Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".
   He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".
   So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".
2. A woman was being perused by two men. One was a baker and one was a poet,
   She had to make up her mind for batter or verse.
3. Do you know why donuts have a hole in them? Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed
4. Matthew McConaughey walks into a bakery... Matthew: "Can I get three loaves of bread please?"
   Baker: "What type do you want sir?"
   Matthew: "All rye, all rye, all rye."
5. A guy walks into a bakery He buys bread, and the baker asks if he'd like his bread bagged in paper or plastic. The guy replies, "baguette however you want".
6. Two bakers were trying to have a talk about leavened Indian breads... The topic was a naan-starter.
7. Two Scotsmen walk past a baker One turns to the other and says 'Is that a cake or a meringue?'
   The other replies 'no you're right, it's a cake'
8. Why do professional bakers and chefs always use butter? Because there's no margarine for error.
9. Bad puns are the best puns How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?
   He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
10. I'm the laziest baker ever, so I was actually happy when someone stole my sourdough. Whoever it was, I'm sure they knead it more than I did.

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Baker One Liners

Which baker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baker? I can suggest the ones about baking and baked.

1. Did you hear about the gay french baker? Faguette
2. What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man
3. Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12? In case one dozen come out right.
4. How do you make a baker cry? Kill his family
5. What do you call a baker with red hair? A gingerbread man.
6. Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing.
7. When do bakers stop making donuts? When they get tired of the hole thing
8. My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing.
9. Why do bakers go into business? Because they knead the dough
10. Why do bakers start working so early in the morning? Because they knead dough.
11. I was a baker when I was in the army. When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing.
12. What do you call an unknown baker? John Dough
13. Being a baker is a great side-job... ...especially when I knead the dough.
14. Never insult an Italian baker. He'll beat the focaccia.
15. What did the baker say when he found his lost dough? That's exactly what I kneaded!

Bread Baker Jokes

Here is a list of funny bread baker jokes and even better bread baker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How does a baker in Alabama describe his occupation? I'm in bread.
• Guy walks into a bakery and sees a green loaf of bread and asks the baker how he made it Baker says "Avocadough"
• What did the Italian baker say when a customer left her bread on the counter? Hey, you focaccia bread!
• I asked my local baker for her amazing bread recipe. She said it's on a knead to dough basis.
• I once asked an affluent French baker how he'd managed to make so much money making bread. His answer: Success baguettes success.
• Why did the baker take a 24 hour break from baking bread? It was his cake day!
• A baker bakes 73,247 baguettes in a year and sells each for $2.73. What does he make? Bread.
• I met this really short man called Peter the other day. He's a baker and he was telling me all about baking flat breads.
  It was fascinating.
  I love to hear the pitta patter of tiny Pete.
• Did you know communist countries have the best bakers in the world? People will line up for miles just to get a slice of their bread.
• A man walks into a bakery and orders 99 loaves of bread. Dumbfounded the baker asks:"Why don't you just buy 100?", to which the man replies: Who could eat that many loaves of bread?

Ginger Baker Jokes

Here is a list of funny ginger baker jokes and even better ginger baker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They're both terrible without cream.
• Did you hear about the Irish baker? He was ginger bred.
• What do you call an Irish baker? A ginger bread man.

Hannah Baker Jokes

Here is a list of funny hannah baker jokes and even better hannah baker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• hannah Baker's short hair is horrendous. I thought her hair stylist would be the thirteenth reason why.
• What's Hannah Baker's favorite weapon from Fortnite? the Scar
• What did Hannah Baker say at Friday night's party? It's-lit!
• What do you do with a suidical jew? Her name's Hannah and you Baker.

Uproarious Baker Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about baker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baker pranks.