Baked Potato Jokes

51 baked potato jokes and hilarious baked potato puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baked potato that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Baked Potato Short Jokes

Short baked potato jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baked potato humour may include short potato jokes also.

I have some weeds in my potato garden That's OK, I was going to make baked potatoes anyway.
What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato
A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar... The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, "Beat it, guys!" "We don't serve food!"
What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high?
A. A baked potato
What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions?
A. Short staffed

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Baked Potato One Liners

Which baked potato one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baked potato? I can suggest the ones about lay potato and mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.
What did the twice-baked potato say upon being arrested? Foiled again!
Why couldn't the potato get off the couch? Because it was baked.
An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme Fortunately, it was foiled.
What do you call a potato from Colorado? A baked potato
Why was the potato so hungry? It was baked.
What do you call a potato smokin' a joint? Baked!
What do you get when weeds start growing in a vegetable garden? Baked potatoes.
Why the potato was arrested while driving? It's was baked.
What Kind of Potato Does a Rastafarian Want To Be? A 'baked' potato
I'm well known for my twice-baked potatoes. I can't get anything right the firstr time
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking after he smokes a joint? A baked potato.
What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire? A baked potato
What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato.

Happy Baked Potato Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about baked potato you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean potato chips jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baked potato pranks.

There are three men that work together, an Italian, an Irish, and a Polish man. One day, the Italian man is having lunch and says, "If my wife makes me a meatball sandwich again, I'm going to jump off the building." The Irish man and the Polish man say the same thing because they all have the same lunch everyday.
The next day, the three men go to eat their lunches and they are the same as usual. The Italian man has a meatball sandwich, the Irish man has baked potatoes, and the Polish man has kilbossi with a roll and mustard. They walk all the way up the stairs to the roof and jump off. The cops find them, call their wives, and bring them to the building where their husbands work. Nobody knows why they jumped except a co-worker, who tells the police that the men didn't like their lunches, so they jumped off. The Italian's wife says, "He should have told me, I would have made him something different." The Irish man's wife says the same thing. The Polish man's wife says, "I don't know why he jumped, he makes his own lunch."