The Best 28 Baiter Jokes

Following is our collection of Baiter jokes which are very funny. There are some baiter lure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baiter catfish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

I have trained a cup full of meal-worms to give me sexual pleasure...

...I'm a master baiter

Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest?

Experts say it's because he was a master baiter.

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Today my grandpa told me I couldn't even bait a hook.

Well he's never been more wrong. I consider myself a master baiter.

Heard this conversation passing by in college today.

Guy: Do you know why I'm such a good fisherman?
Girl: No why?
Guy: Because I've got a nice rod and I hook all the ladies with it.
Girl: I figured it was because you were a master baiter

My fisherman friend got his Master's degree.

Now he's a Master Baiter.

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Only When you perfect the art of fishing and baiting hooks..

Will you become a Master Baiter

I'm a journeyman fisher

I have trouble baiting the lines. One day I hope to be a master baiter.

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What do you call a skilled fisherman?

A master baiter.

A Blind Professional Fisherman, Is Given the Honerary Title of "Master Baiter"

*He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."

What do you call a really good fisher?

A master baiter.

If Louis CK cant go back to comedy he could always pick up fishing.

Rumor has it he's a master baiter.

What's the difference between a professional fisherman and a teenage boy?

One's a master baiter, the other's a masturbator!

Got a promotion at my fishing job

Went from a baiter to a master baiter

What do you call a fisherman's caddy?

A master baiter

How do north Koreans catch fish so well?

They have Supreme Master Baiter!

What do you call a fisherman jerking off?

Master baiter

What do you call someone who is skilled at using lures to catch fish?

A master baiter

I tried to convince my friends that is was good a fishing

I told them I was a master baiter and they haven't taken me seriously since.

What do you call a professional fisher?

A master baiter.

My mate has just won an award for beating another 12 men in a bait digging contest.He has now been crowned.

The master baiter.

I have tricked so many people, for so long, that now I am a

Serial Master Baiter.

I won a fishing competition today, which granted me the title of:

Master Baiter

After 10 years of attempting to lure wemon

I've become a master baiter

When I always got frustrated fishing because my hooks kept getting cleaned off, my Dad would always tell me:

To become a master angler, you must first be a master baiter.

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