Baiter Jokes

Following is our collection of masterbaiter humor and lure one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Baiter puns for adults, dirty troll jokes or clean catfish gags for kids.

There is an abundance of fisherman jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 26 funniest jokes on baiter. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any fishermen witze you can hear about baiter.

The Best jokes about Baiter

My fisherman friend got his Master's degree.

Now he's a Master Baiter.

Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest?

Experts say it's because he was a master baiter.

Heard this conversation passing by in college today.

Guy: Do you know why I'm such a good fisherman?
Girl: No why?
Guy: Because I've got a nice rod and I hook all the ladies with it.
Girl: I figured it was because you were a master baiter

What's the difference between a professional fisherman and a teenage boy?

One's a master baiter, the other's a masturbator!

What do you call a really good fisher?

A master baiter.

My mate has just won an award for beating another 12 men in a bait digging contest.He has now been crowned.

The master baiter.

I'm a journeyman fisher

I have trouble baiting the lines. One day I hope to be a master baiter.

Only When you perfect the art of fishing and baiting hooks..

Will you become a Master Baiter

What do you call a skilled fisherman?

A master baiter.

I have trained a cup full of meal-worms to give me sexual pleasure...

...I'm a master baiter

I have tricked so many people, for so long, that now I am a

Serial Master Baiter.

A Blind Professional Fisherman, Is Given the Honerary Title of "Master Baiter"

*He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."

How do north Koreans catch fish so well?

They have Supreme Master Baiter!

After 10 years of attempting to lure wemon

I've become a master baiter

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

When I always got frustrated fishing because my hooks kept getting cleaned off, my Dad would always tell me:

To become a master angler, you must first be a master baiter.

Today my grandpa told me I couldn't even bait a hook.

Well he's never been more wrong. I consider myself a master baiter.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

I won a fishing competition today, which granted me the title of:

Master Baiter

What do you call someone who is skilled at using lures to catch fish?

A master baiter

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

If Louis CK cant go back to comedy he could always pick up fishing.

Rumor has it he's a master baiter.

What do you call a fisherman jerking off?

Master baiter

What do you call a professional fisher?

A master baiter.

I tried to convince my friends that is was good a fishing

I told them I was a master baiter and they haven't taken me seriously since.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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