Bait Jokes
89 bait jokes and hilarious bait puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bait that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Be sure to come prepared with bait jokes to the next fishing trip! Learn about different kinds of bait and find out some funny jokes related to them. From herring to shark bait, you'll learn how these different kinds of bait can make your fishing trips even more enjoyable.
Funniest Bait Short Jokes
Short bait jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bait humour may include short lure jokes also.
- Fishermen hate him- You won't believe the one item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else Click bait.
- In high school some kids told me they'd give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.
- Fishermen hate him—you'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else Click bait
- My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I used her as bait to lure an Italian plumber into my castle
- SRS bait. How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her. - Hey girl, are you click bait? Because I see 10 reasons why you're perfect and you won't believe #5
- They say certain types of people can resist a good click bait. Apparently you aren't one of them.
- A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you.
- I was trying to track down a man and a woman, so I set a trap, and baited it with raw chicken. And that's how I got Sam and ella.
- I was told that you catch more fish if you put maggots in your mouth for 5m before attaching them to your rod. Is this true? I await your replies with baited breath.
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Bait One Liners
Which bait one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bait? I can suggest the ones about fishing tackle and traps.
- Does anyone know how to avoid click bait? Apparently not.
- A cat eats a slice of swiss cheese... and sits by the mousetrap with baited breath.
- A good advice to avoid click bait Better luck next time.
- I know she ate a worm but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate.
- What news sources do fish prefer? Click bait (sorry for the dad joke)
- So i walked into a bait shop this morning And i didnt even mean to.
- How do you catch a Swedish fish? With a gummy worm as bait
- Facebook is getting rid of engagement bait Guess I can't go phishing anymore.
- Are you a great at fishing? So you're a Mastur"bait"er
- Click bait is everywhere these days. Scroll down to see how many fell for it.
- Recently, I've been using liquorice as bait for fishing. I've caught allsorts.
- What bait do you use to catch a space fish? A worm hole
- What do you call the man who sells you bait at the fishing pond. A Master-Baiter
- What is a teenager favorite type of fishing bait? Master Bait
- Some guys tried to convince me to join their friend group It was clique bait
Fishing Bait Jokes
Here is a list of funny fishing bait jokes and even better fishing bait puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- One fisherman said to the other: "Using bait during fishing isn't necessary". The other fisherman said: "that's debaitable".
- Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing? Because he would just go home and master bait.
- Only When you perfect the art of fishing and baiting hooks.. Will you become a Master Baiter
- Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle.
- Why does Bill Gates use a mouse when he's fishing? Because he sincerely believes it is the most effective.......
Click bait! - I don't understand Fly fishing Why are you fishing for flies? What do you even bait them with? A starving Ethiopian?
- What did they originally call pro fishing before they realized how bad it sounded? Answer: Master-baiting
- Why couldn't the troll catch any fish? Because other people took the bait.
- I went fishing the other day After setting all my gear up, I realised I had left my tackle box at home. I found some liquorice in my pocket and thought I'd try it for my bait, I caught all sorts
- What did the father say when fishing with his kid? With him as a bait, i might catch something good.
Bait Catch Jokes
Here is a list of funny bait catch jokes and even better bait catch puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How to catch an elephant Dig a hole big enough for an elephant. Fill it with loose ash and cover it with frozen peas as bait. Then when he comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole.
- What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? Super Bait
- Live bait are some of the hardest workers out there. They'll either catch a fish or die trying.
- How did the police officer catch the p**... fisherman? With j**....
Comical & Quirky Bait Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about bait you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fishing hook jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bait pranks.
Bait and switch comparison
Whats the difference between The Lord of the Rings and the Bible? One's a fantasy novel written about a man saving all of humanity from an omniscient evil presence and the other has hobbits.
So a blind guy walks into a bait shop...
...and says, "hello ladies!"
Today my grandpa told me I couldn't even bait a hook.
Well he's never been more wrong. I consider myself a master baiter.
What do you call a fisherman who could bait a hook blindfolded, upside down with one hand tied behind his back?
A masturbator
How can you attract a group of like minded friends?
This clique bait will shock you!
You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims!
Clique Bait
Bait and....
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
As a fisherman I was excited to hear about 'finger snappin' maggots...
Turns out it was just click bait.
My friend caught the biggest sea bass I have ever seen. You'll never going to believe what he used on the hook.
Click bait
What did they call click bait in the Middle Ages?
Nothing the internet wasn't invented until like the 1970s.
What do you call a fisherman's wife that is good with his bait?
A h**...
20 AMAZING Reasons Click Bait Still Works!
1. People are s**... enough to click things that grab their attention.
A crook walks into a bait and tackle store and sees the cashier is blind.
She asks him for a 50 dollar fishing rod, and he walks over and shows it to her. Then she thanks him and sticks a 100 dollar rod into her cart.
But the blind man isn't s**..., and when she rings it up, he feels the rod and he says "that will be 100 dollars for the fishing rod."
the woman is so embarassed at being caught stealing she rips a loud one.
"and that will be $5.89 for the duck call and $3.29 for the musk scent"
Vincent: hey what classical concert are you going to and why are you wearing that fancy cologne?
Me: to Bait h**..., Vin.
Interesting title
Setup
Bait
Punchline
I swear to god, someone will repost this and get to front page
Two fishermen are out on a lake...
One is struggling to get a worm on their lines hook turns to the other and says how did you master bait?
What's worse than reading a click bait title?
Clicking on it.
You knew yet you still clicked on this anyway. Suckaaaaa.
I have a super easy way to see how good you are at avoiding click bait.
Turns out you are terrible at it..
How to remove all money-seeking click bait titles!!!
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What did the fisherman do when he found smelly meat with small lips and olive oil?
Master Bait
I'm sick of these undercover cops always trying to bait me with online female personas.
Nice try f/bi.
My mate has just won an award for beating another 12 men in a bait digging contest.He has now been crowned.
The master baiter.
Women bait me into feeling ugly so they can learn how much money I make.
Turns out, I'm ugly and poor.
I was fishing when I ran out of bait. I saw a small snake nearby trying to s**... a frog and knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket...
Now, the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit, so I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
It was that snake, with two more frogs...
Small fishing town
There is a small town by the side of a lake where fishing is allowed and quite popular. There is a shop that sells fishing supplies. Differently skilled people use different quality baits. For example: a novice would use novice bait, a mediocre fisher would use mediocre bait, a good fisher would use good bait, and all pros use pro bait. But for some strange reason, all fishing masters order pro bait as well.
A father had promised his two young sons he would take them on a fishing trip
The boys were digging for fishing bait in their parents' garden. Uncovering a many legged creature, one of the boys proudly dangled it before his Father.
"No, son, he won't do for bait" his Father said. "He's not an earthworm".
"He's not?" the boy asked, his eyes wide. "What planet is he from?"
The best in town!
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best s**... in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.
I've compiled a list of the top 10 click bait articles on the internet
Number 7 will shock you
Today in History class we learned that evil s**... traders used to lure and capture Kalahari bushmen by speaking their language to draw them out in the open.
A terrible, early form of click bait.
Jane couldn't quite work out why she didn't like her husband's new hobby.
But as he grabbed his bait and rod for the fifth day in row, she new it seemed fishy.
A young man approaches a fisherman standing in the river...
He waves to the fisherman and says, "Wow, great pole you've got there!"
The fisherman smiles, gives a slight nod, and says, "thank you!"
\- "And man, that's some of the coolest tackle I've ever seen!"
Smile, nod, "thank you!"
"Some high-quality bait, too."
Big smile... "thank you!"
The young man peers down into the river... "you know, the fish don't really come through here this time of year..."
The fisherman: "Yeah, I know."
\- "Well, what are you fishing for?"
The fisherman shrugs, "Compliments."
