Bait Jokes

Following is our collection of lure humor and baiter one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bait puns for adults, dirty fisherman jokes or clean angler gags for kids.

There is an abundance of decoy jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 57 funniest jokes on bait. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any minnow witze you can hear about bait.

The Best jokes about Bait

Fishermen hate him- You won't believe the one item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else

Click bait.

Does anyone know how to avoid click bait?

Apparently not.

In high school some kids told me they'd give me $20 to hang out with them.

Turns out it was just clique bait.

Fishermen hate him—you'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else

Click bait

The best in town!

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.


My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess

So I used her as bait to lure an Italian plumber into my castle

SRS bait.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Hey girl, are you click bait?

Because I see 10 reasons why you're perfect and you won't believe #5

I was fishing when I ran out of bait. I saw a small snake nearby trying to swallow a frog and knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket...

Now, the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit, so I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that snake, with two more frogs...

A man is going fishing one day...

After awhile, he runs out of bait. He sees a snake nearby with a frog in its mouth. Knowing that a frog will make good bait, he catches the snake. He removes the frog, and thinks to himself "How do I let the snake go without getting bit?". He ponders for a minute, then, with his free hand, reaches for his bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey. He pops it open and pours some in the snake's mouth. The snake goes limp and the man tosses it away. Later, as he is getting ready to go home, he feels something on his foot. The man looks down to see the snake next to the whiskey, this time with two frogs in its mouth.

A guy goes fishing one morning but after a short time runs out of worms.

Just then he sees a cotton-mouth snake in the water with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite with the frog in his mouth, the guy grabs him right behind the head, takes the frog, and puts the snake in his bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, the guy snatches his bottle of Jack Daniels and pours a little whiskey in the snake's mouth. His eyes roll back and he goes limp. The guy releases him into the lake without incident and carries on fishing using the frog.

A little later, he feels nudge on his foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.


Your mom's the best lay in town

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, *Your mom's the best lay in town.*

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders off and stands at the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, *I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!*

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, *Your mom even let me...* Finally the guy interrupts: *Go home, Dad - you're drunk!*

A good advice to avoid click bait

Better luck next time.

"I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!"

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦

I know she ate a worm

but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate.

Two fishermen are sitting in a boat indulging in some wordplay.

The first one says, "If I tell you a joke that relies on *casting* the word "rod" in a phallic sense, would you find it *fishy*?"

"Oh," says the second one, "I think I can *tackle* it."

"So... *net-net*, you'd take the *bait*?"

"Oh-ho! *Hook, line, and sinker*!"

"I don't mean to *lure* you..."

"Ha-ha! Brilliant, old chap! So, let's... *sea*: we've covered fishing tackle, bait, rods... what did we forget?"

"Well, I think we've covered it. After all, the *reel* jokes are in the comments."

20 AMAZING Reasons Click Bait Still Works!

1. People are stupid enough to click things that grab their attention.

A father had promised his two young sons he would take them on a fishing trip

The boys were digging for fishing bait in their parents' garden. Uncovering a many legged creature, one of the boys proudly dangled it before his Father.

"No, son, he won't do for bait" his Father said. "He's not an earthworm".

"He's not?" the boy asked, his eyes wide. "What planet is he from?"

You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims!

Clique Bait


I have a super easy way to see how good you are at avoiding click bait.

Turns out you are terrible at it..

How to catch an elephant

Dig a hole big enough for an elephant. Fill it with loose ash and cover it with frozen peas as bait. Then when he comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole.

I'm sick of these undercover cops always trying to bait me with online female personas.

Nice try f/bi.

A man is going fishing one day.

After awhile, he ran out of worms to use as bait. He noticed a cottonmouth with a frog hanging out of its mouth. Knowing frogs make good bait, he caught the snake. He picked it up by the back of the head since it couldn't bite him with a frog in its mouth. The man removes the frog and thinks "how do I let the snake go without being bit?". So, with his free hand, he reaches into his box and pulls out his bottle of Jack Daniels and pours some in the snake's mouth. The snake goes limp and the man is able to release it without getting bit. Hours later, he's done fishing and packing stuff up when he feels something on his foot. He looks down and it's the same snake, with two more frogs.

A crook walks into a bait and tackle store and sees the cashier is blind.

She asks him for a 50 dollar fishing rod, and he walks over and shows it to her. Then she thanks him and sticks a 100 dollar rod into her cart.

But the blind man isn't stupid, and when she rings it up, he feels the rod and he says "that will be 100 dollars for the fishing rod."

the woman is so embarassed at being caught stealing she rips a loud one.

"and that will be $5.89 for the duck call and $3.29 for the musk scent"

Women bait me into feeling ugly so they can learn how much money I make.

Turns out, I'm ugly and poor.

My mate has just won an award for beating another 12 men in a bait digging contest.He has now been crowned.

The master baiter.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle.

So i walked into a bait shop this morning

And i didnt even mean to.

My friend caught the biggest sea bass I have ever seen. You'll never going to believe what he used on the hook.

Click bait

Facebook is getting rid of engagement bait

Guess I can't go phishing anymore.

Why does Bill Gates use a mouse when he's fishing?

Because he sincerely believes it is the most effective.......

Click bait!

What's worse than reading a click bait title?

Clicking on it.

You knew yet you still clicked on this anyway. Suckaaaaa.

Click bait is everywhere these days.

Scroll down to see how many fell for it.

What do you call the man who sells you bait at the fishing pond.

A Master-Baiter

Small fishing town

There is a small town by the side of a lake where fishing is allowed and quite popular. There is a shop that sells fishing supplies. Differently skilled people use different quality baits. For example: a novice would use novice bait, a mediocre fisher would use mediocre bait, a good fisher would use good bait, and all pros use pro bait. But for some strange reason, all fishing masters order pro bait as well.

What did they call click bait in the Middle Ages?

Nothing the internet wasn't invented until like the 1970s.

Vincent: hey what classical concert are you going to and why are you wearing that fancy cologne?

Me: to Bait hoe, Vin.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Interesting title

Setup

Bait

Punchline

I swear to god, someone will repost this and get to front page

Some guys tried to convince me to join their friend group

It was clique bait

What is a teenager favorite type of fishing bait?

Master Bait

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Two fishermen are out on a lake...

One is struggling to get a worm on their lines hook turns to the other and says how did you master bait?

Today my grandpa told me I couldn't even bait a hook.

Well he's never been more wrong. I consider myself a master baiter.

Recently, I've been using liquorice as bait for fishing.

I've caught allsorts.

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What do you call a fisherman who could bait a hook blindfolded, upside down with one hand tied behind his back?

A masturbator

I don't understand Fly fishing

Why are you fishing for flies? What do you even bait them with? A starving Ethiopian?

What did the father say when fishing with his kid?

With him as a bait, i might catch something good.

What do you call a fisherman's wife that is good with his bait?

A hooker

So a blind guy walks into a bait shop...

...and says, "hello ladies!"

How did the police officer catch the pedo fisherman?

With jail bait.

Why did the fisherman's vehicle get stolen?

Because it was a bait car

An interview with a fisherman.

After winning his 10th Masters Tournament Bill Bingly was being interviewed by ESPN. When asked about his secret to success, he responded with
"The best fish respond best to the best bait. I make my own bait at home and for the first time, I am willing to sell my bait to other fisherman. I can only make so much so, I will only be selling to the minor league fisherman. I will also be holding a seminar next week to teach my techniques to those very same fisherman. Maybe one day, they can join the Masters league like myself."


After running the story, headlines read: "Master Baiter to Teach and Sell to Minors."

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What did the fisherman do when he found smelly meat with small lips and olive oil?

Master Bait

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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