The Best 57 Bait Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bait jokes. There are some bait baiter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bait angler puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bait Jokes and Puns

What do you call the man who sells you bait at the fishing pond.

A Master-Baiter

How to catch an elephant

Dig a hole big enough for an elephant. Fill it with loose ash and cover it with frozen peas as bait. Then when he comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole.

Bait and switch comparison

Whats the difference between The Lord of the Rings and the Bible? One's a fantasy novel written about a man saving all of humanity from an omniscient evil presence and the other has hobbits.

Bait joke, Bait and switch comparison

SRS bait.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

So a blind guy walks into a bait shop...

...and says, "hello ladies!"


Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Today my grandpa told me I couldn't even bait a hook.

Well he's never been more wrong. I consider myself a master baiter.

Bait joke, Today my grandpa told me I couldn't even bait a hook.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What do you call a fisherman who could bait a hook blindfolded, upside down with one hand tied behind his back?

A masturbator

What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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Fishermen hate him—you'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else

Click bait

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle.

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims!

Clique Bait

Bait and....

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Bait joke, Bait and....

Hey girl, are you click bait?

Because I see 10 reasons why you're perfect and you won't believe #5

My friend caught the biggest sea bass I have ever seen. You'll never going to believe what he used on the hook.

Click bait

Does anyone know how to avoid click bait?

Apparently not.


Fishermen hate him- You won't believe the one item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else

Click bait.

I know she ate a worm

but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate.

What did the father say when fishing with his kid?

With him as a bait, i might catch something good.

What did they call click bait in the Middle Ages?

Nothing the internet wasn't invented until like the 1970s.

What do you call a fisherman's wife that is good with his bait?

A hooker

20 AMAZING Reasons Click Bait Still Works!

1. People are stupid enough to click things that grab their attention.

My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess

So I used her as bait to lure an Italian plumber into my castle

Facebook is getting rid of engagement bait

Guess I can't go phishing anymore.

Recently, I've been using liquorice as bait for fishing.

I've caught allsorts.

A crook walks into a bait and tackle store and sees the cashier is blind.

She asks him for a 50 dollar fishing rod, and he walks over and shows it to her. Then she thanks him and sticks a 100 dollar rod into her cart.

But the blind man isn't stupid, and when she rings it up, he feels the rod and he says "that will be 100 dollars for the fishing rod."

the woman is so embarassed at being caught stealing she rips a loud one.

"and that will be $5.89 for the duck call and $3.29 for the musk scent"

In high school some kids told me they'd give me $20 to hang out with them.

Turns out it was just clique bait.

Went fishing the other day...had nothing but liquorice for bait.

I caught All Sorts.

Vincent: hey what classical concert are you going to and why are you wearing that fancy cologne?

Me: to Bait hoe, Vin.

Interesting title

Setup

Bait

Punchline

I swear to god, someone will repost this and get to front page

Some guys tried to convince me to join their friend group

It was clique bait

Two fishermen are out on a lake...

One is struggling to get a worm on their lines hook turns to the other and says how did you master bait?

What is a teenager favorite type of fishing bait?

Master Bait

Why does Bill Gates use a mouse when he's fishing?

Because he sincerely believes it is the most effective.......

Click bait!

What's worse than reading a click bait title?

Clicking on it.

You knew yet you still clicked on this anyway. Suckaaaaa.

I have a super easy way to see how good you are at avoiding click bait.

Turns out you are terrible at it..

How to remove all money-seeking click bait titles!!!

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Fishing is fun and completely natural.

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Spending all day alone in a canoe is a lot more rewarding now that I've learned to master bait.

I'm sick of these undercover cops always trying to bait me with online female personas.

Nice try f/bi.

My mate has just won an award for beating another 12 men in a bait digging contest.He has now been crowned.

The master baiter.

So i walked into a bait shop this morning

And i didnt even mean to.

A good advice to avoid click bait

Better luck next time.

Women bait me into feeling ugly so they can learn how much money I make.

Turns out, I'm ugly and poor.

I was fishing when I ran out of bait. I saw a small snake nearby trying to swallow a frog and knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket...

Now, the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit, so I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that snake, with two more frogs...

Click bait is everywhere these days.

Scroll down to see how many fell for it.

Small fishing town

There is a small town by the side of a lake where fishing is allowed and quite popular. There is a shop that sells fishing supplies. Differently skilled people use different quality baits. For example: a novice would use novice bait, a mediocre fisher would use mediocre bait, a good fisher would use good bait, and all pros use pro bait. But for some strange reason, all fishing masters order pro bait as well.

A father had promised his two young sons he would take them on a fishing trip

The boys were digging for fishing bait in their parents' garden. Uncovering a many legged creature, one of the boys proudly dangled it before his Father.

"No, son, he won't do for bait" his Father said. "He's not an earthworm".

"He's not?" the boy asked, his eyes wide. "What planet is he from?"

The best in town!

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.

I don't understand Fly fishing

Why are you fishing for flies? What do you even bait them with? A starving Ethiopian?

One fisherman said to the other: "Using bait during fishing isn't necessary".

The other fisherman said: "that's debaitable".

They say certain types of people can resist a good click bait.

Apparently you aren't one of them.

I've compiled a list of the top 10 click bait articles on the internet

Number 7 will shock you

What news sources do fish prefer?

Click bait (sorry for the dad joke)

Today in History class we learned that evil slave traders used to lure and capture Kalahari bushmen by speaking their language to draw them out in the open.

A terrible, early form of click bait.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bait decoy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bait minnow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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