Bails Jokes

Following is our collection of slaughterhouse humor and cows one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bails puns for adults, dirty bond jokes or clean jail gags for kids.

There is an abundance of bail jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on bails. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any parachute witze you can hear about bails.

The Best jokes about Bails

What's the difference between a female farmer and Hitler's girlfriend?

One bails her hay and the other heils her bae

Plane Joke

There was a plane about to go down. The people who were on there were: Trump, The Pope, The Pilot, and 3rd grader. There are three parachutes. The Pope grabs a parachute and says; "I am more important" Then bails. Trump grabs a parachute and says "I am the worlds smartest man. I can't die" Then bails. The Pilot looks at the kid and said here have my Parachute, the kid responded No need to, the "worlds smartest man" grabbed my backpack.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Do farmers have backup plans?

In case their hay bails

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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